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I'm the begining of the end. U can C me twice in a decade but once in a year & not in day but once in june & twice in a week.
Only genius can ans...
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1 car 2 ladies or 1 admi hy
car ka number. 13019 hy
un ladies ka admi se kya rishta hai?
is ka jawab car k no. mein hai
reply if u intelligrnet
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"CHALLENGE 4 U"
SOLVE DIZ CAUSE
2 + 5 + 3 = 132
3 + 6 + 4 = 380
4 + 2 + 7 = 63
6 + 3 + 6 = 228
8 + 5 + 2 = (?)
IF U R INTELLGENT.
ANSWER
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What goes up nd down bt does not move?
Answer: The temperature!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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the challenge question
Andhe ki biwi ko behra bhaga ke le gaya or use gunge ne dekh liya ab gunga andhe ko kese bataye ki teri biwi ko behra bhaga ke le gaya he?
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A Puzzel 4 You
Tell me
I'm A Word Of 5 Letters
People Eat Me..!
If U Remove My 1st Letter i'll Be A Form Of Energy
If U Remove My 1st 2 Letters i'll Be Needed 4 Living...!
If U Remove My 1st 3 Letters i'll Be Near U
If U Remove My 1st 4 Letters i'll Be A Drink 4 U..
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Answer: WhEAT
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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If U Look At Me
I'll Look At U
If U Grin At Me
I'll Grin At U
I U'll Dance
I'll Also Dance
Bt If U Shout,
Sorry, I can't. Who am I ?
Answer: Mirror
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Aik Galli mein...... bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik ........ aurat guzri Uss ......... aurat ne hath mein ......... pakri thi un ........ bachon ne uss ....... Aurat ki ...... gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius...
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zeeshan pakistan +923004288195 Desi
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SWAAL H WO KYA CHEEJ H
JO SAAL M 1 BAAR AATE H
MAHINE M 4 BAAR AATE H
HAFTE M 6 BAAR AATE H
OR DEN M 2 BAAR AATE H
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prateek Allahabad English
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Test ur IQ
Q. Which alphabet is a question?
Q.Which alphabet is a fly?
Q.which alphabet is a part of our face?
Q.whic alphabet is a tool?
Q. Which alphabet is a drink?
Q.which alphabet is in geometry box?
Q.which alphabet is a source of salt ?
Answers:
1:Y
2:B
3:I
4:X
5:T
6:D
7:C
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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What 2 days of the week start wit the 'T'?
Answer: Today and Tomorrow!
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Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ?
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Batao kia hota hay ?
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Nahin malum?
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Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..
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Can you jump higher than your house?
Yes/No???
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Yes, COZ your house can not jump.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE + OUT - TESCS.
GIVE THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW
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answer=” I MISS YOU”
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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ap ko challange ahi in 8 khali jago main 1 he lafaz lagta hai jawab do please
------dil----ley----kar----dil k----gaya----dil ne----mara---dil
replay plz
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naveed q 03004669609 Desi
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Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ?
Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai.......?
I am waiting for answer if u r genious....
Baap apna naam wapis laita hai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use karti hai
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai
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Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta
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Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota
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CHALLANGE
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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A father and son are in a car accident. They are rushed to the hospital. The father dies on the way, while the son is taken to the operating room. Later, the doctor comes in and says: "I can't operate on him, because he's my son." Is this scenario possible?
Ans.
YES…..The surgeon was his MOTHER.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?
Larka jawab daita hay,
“iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai”
batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?
Answer Received = Maamu & Bhanji
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A plane crashes on the U.S. and Canadian border, where do you bury the survivors?
-Canada
-U.S.
-None of the above
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None of the above. You never bury the survivors!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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When u get this SMS, send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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How could all of your cousins have an aunt who is not your aunt?
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Your mom is their aunt!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Is it possible that an ancient invention can allow us to see through walls?
Yes / No
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Yes. Windows, invented in ancient times, allow us to see through walls.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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How can you use the letters in NEW DOOR to make one word?
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ONE WORD!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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"CHALLENGE 4 U"
SOLVE DIZ CAUSE
3 + 5 + 4 = 71
3 + 5 + 3 = 41
5 + 4 + 6 = 43
2 + 7 + 3 = 31
6 + 7 + 3 = (?)
rep in 5 mnts
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imran khan karachi pakistan 03453394621 English
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larka left kalai per or larki right kalai per ghari kuin bandhti hai....daso zra
answer
Time dekhnay kay liye
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nnn Islamabad Desi
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Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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I Have Four Wings, But Cannot Fly, I Never Laugh And Never Cry; On The Same Spot I'm Always Found, Toiling Away With Little Sound. What Am I?
Answer :-
A Windmill
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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X Is Greater Than God, X Is Above Than God, X Is Impossible For God, X Is Important Than LOVE, If We Eat X We Will Die X Is 7 Letter Word . . .
Answer :
Nothing
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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How many seconds are in a year?
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There are twelve "seconds" in a year. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, and so on ;)
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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(challenge for you!!!!) Aap ne Rs:100/ ka khulla lia to shop waly ne 21 note diye. ab yeh btao k shop waly ne 1,2,5,10 & 50 k kitnay kitnay note diye?
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usman Islamabad 03322181564 Desi
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Pakistan Ka Aìsa City Jis
Ko Urdu Mai Likhtay Waqt
15 Nuqtay Dalnay Partay Hain
Answer : Pak Patan Shareef
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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( y t a m r h e )ko ese set karo ki ek romantik word ban jaye.
my chalenge
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.ans: myheart
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kl india 9887450622 Desi
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wo kaun se sabzi h, jiska pahla lafz kat de to ek kimti cheez ka naam or last kat de to sweet dish. or dono kat do to ladki ka naam banta h?
reply? chalange.
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Ans: Kheera
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ajit singh palwal (haryana) 9015157973 Desi
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Wo kon si sabzi hai jisko ulta padha jaye to bhi sabzi ka naam banta hai
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Mohd umair Mumbai 9820704428 Desi
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......An intresting question............
larka ishq mien fail ho kr shave barha leta hai
btao larki ishq mein fail ho kr kya krti hai
A_B_P_G
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Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
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A ki biwi B
B ki bhabhi C
C ki beti V
V ke dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T
So what relationship do A n T share?
Answer= they are husband and wife
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My voice Is TenDer, My Waist Is Slender and I'm Often Invited to Play. Yet Whereever I Go I Must Take My Bow or Else I have Nothing To say
What Am I...?
Answer :-
A Violin :)
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai
.
Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta
.
Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota
.
CHALLANGE
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Reply Fast.
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pervaiz karachi +923002883881 Desi
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wo kon sa shahar hai jis me 15 nuktey aatey hen
plzzzzzzzz ans me buhat zrori hai
Answered by smshive.com
Answer is Pak Pattan Sharif
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Can you name three consecutive days without using the words
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Ans.
Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!
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When is four half of five?
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When its a Roman Numeral: F(IV)E!
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There is a word in English language thet is always pronounced in cocrrectly.
What is that word???
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Incorrectly
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How could the 22nd and 24th U.S. Presidents have the same parents, but weren’t brothers
Ans.
Grover Cleveland was elected twice to become the 22nd and 24th U.S. President!
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Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?
Ans.
Eskimos live at the North pole, penguins at the South pole.
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This is a smart test, try 2 solve it
R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E
Send answer if u r a genius.
It’s only 1 word.
Solve n reply
Ans.
SMILE
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Challenge For You…
Dunya ki 4 aisi Countries k Naam bataen
Jinko urdu main likhtay waqt Nuqta nahi lagatay….
Ans.
1.Roos
2.Italy
3.Malta
4.Room
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in life ur seriously loves any one so give me this 10 alfabate puzzlequiz and get 3 words for lovely....(t,o,n,f,a,u,w,r,g,i).....rly it's a challange for u
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Bhavin mumbai 9029376546 English
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mujhy us phul ka naam malum karna hy pl zusha ap mje us riddle ka ansr snd karo ya jis ko b ata ho wo snd kary scrpio369@yahoo.com pe. thanks
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kehkashan Islamabad Desi
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Ek chor
ek gangister
ek murderer
ek hi gaadi me ja rahe the tab wo gaadi kaun chala raha tha.
Think
ek police officer.
A_B_P_G
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O g e i a s v l e r t
Is jumlay ko sirf wohi tarteeb de sakta ha jis ne kabi ksi se sachi mohbat ki ha
it's a challenge
Time:1 hour plz.HURRY UP
A_B_P_G
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Answer: Love is great
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Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name?
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Do you know?
Really u don’t know?
Bcoz of it’s hidden meaning:-
S - Sala
I - Insaan
N - Nahin
G - Gadha
H - Hay
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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A man is wearing black.
Black shoes, socks, trousers, coat, gloves and ski mask.
He is walking down a back street with all the street lamps off.
A black car is coming towards him with its light off but somehow manages to stop in time.
How did the driver see the man?
Ans.
It was day time :-p
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what ???!
HAIR
AIR
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Answer : CHAIR
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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A Beggar's Brother Died, But The Man Who Died Had No Brother
How Could This Be...?
Answers :-
The Beggar Was A Female
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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main Marra tere liye,
Tu kiun marni ain meray liye,
Jay tu mari meray liye,
bahir kharein ne tere liye.
Ans.
An earthworm attached to fishing line was talking to fish.
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IK ADMI NE 1 Bewa se Shaadi ki uski Jawan Beti se os k Baap ne Shaadi ki..
Yun os ke wo Beti os ke Maa ban gae,
un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri behn hoi,
Magr wo uski Naani ka shohar Tha is liye wo meri_____- b hoi,
challange
(NAWASEEE)
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WHAT DOSE BIG CHIMMNEY SAY TO THE SMALL CHIMMNEY ???
THINK,
THINK,
ANS- THAT U R TOO SMALL TO SMOKE HE HE HE
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Agar himmat ho to jawaab do.... KYA AAP KO PAAGALPAN K DAURE AANE BAND HOGAE HAI?
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Agar Aap intelligent hain,to is sawal ka jawab do.
Q : Kisi Aisi larki ka naam batao jis main A,E,I,O,U, na ho.. Its challenge for You.
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Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?
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1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?
2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?
3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?
4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?
5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"
6. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot - India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?
7. Name the only other country (without India) to have got independence on Aug 15th?
8. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?
9. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?
10. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?
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Prove It If U R Genius.
There's A Bus With 7 Girls,
Each Girl Has 7 Bags,
In Each Bag, There R 7 Big Cats,
Each Big Cat Has 7 Little Cats,
Each Cat Has 4 Legs.
How Many Legs R Present In The Bus?
Answer :-
10990
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Is ka ans zar0r chiya.
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God, Mother, One, Ball.
In 4 alfaz ko mila kr pakistan ki kis mashhoor shaksiat ka nam banta hy?.
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What can you hold in your right hand, but not in your left?
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Julies Father has six daughters,
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Julie
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wo knsa phool he jiska pehla lafz kat do to mulk ka nam banta he aur akhari kat do to shehr ka nam banta he aur dono he kat do to parindey ka nam banta he???????
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1._______________ I don’t have a brain.
2._______________ I don’t sense.
3. _______________ I am stupid.
4._______________ I am not a human.
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Julie
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