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Do U knoW Which is D Oldest Animal in D World?
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Give up?
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Wel its,
Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
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"v"
Mouse
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Owl
o(o¿o)o
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Monkey
(@¿@)
"(<>)?
aaila ! Tum bhi
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Tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of……
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3 lions and 2 tigers.
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Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!
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What did the frog order at McDonald's?
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French flies and a diet Croak
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Sardar Se Puchha Ki-”Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban’na Pasand Karoge?
Srdr-”A Cockroach”
Why?
Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
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apka HUSN ,
apki KHUBSURTI
apki AANKHEN ,
apka ANDAAZ ,
apki AAWAZ , apki MUSKURAHAT,
mujhay hamesha ,
"AFRICI BANDARON" ki yaad dilati hain...
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Dekhte Kya Ho,
Macchar Hai,
Maar Do Aur So Jao.
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NABEEL RAWILPINDE 03125641667 English
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
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Once An Ant Decided To Jump
From A Helicopter
But She Did Not Die
Can U Guess Why ???
Coz The Helicopter Was On The Ground
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Aik pinjray me kuch totay 1 toti ko chair rahe thy.
Jab ke dosre pinjray me aik Tota Tasbi or doosra Namaz parh raha tha.
Malik ne toti ka pinjra tabdil kar dia.
Jab wo Naik toton k pinjray me gai to Tasbi wala tota doosray totay se bola:
"Utth shahzaday dua qabool ho gai ay." ;->
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Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,
A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them.
The Other Fly Away.
Why?
Saala POLICE Ke
Lafde Me Kaun Pade Ga.:)
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Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar Mein English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho To Kaun Jeetey Ga?
Jeetey Jo Marzi Laikin Yeh Baat To Teh Hai K Muqabla Mumkin Hai
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1 bar 1 chooha or 1 hathi nha rhe the. choohe ne hathi se kha yar mujhe kl ke liye tera underviyar chahiye. hathi- lekin kyu. chooha- Meri beti ki shadi me tent lgana hai.
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Monu Delhi Desi
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Chochoo chochoo cha chcha..
mobile pe choha nacha..
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mobile ne toon toon bjaya..
choha msg perhne aya.
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James Bond once met a dog in a jungle and said:
?i am Bond,
JAMES BOND?
Dog bites him and said:
?i am Kutta,
PAGAL KUTTA?
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yar! plz Try 2 undrstand n dnt disturb me more.Leave me alone.Last night I didnt sleep,thinkng of u.So dnt play wid my life.
chaudhary said 2 mosquito..
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Dukandar ny subha subha dukan kholi to 2 kuty agy bethy hue thy
Dkandar;Oye tusi aethy ki ker ray ho?
Kuty: yar sari raat ponkdy ray an
2 "STREPSILS" te day:-D
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Once There Was a Crow,
Nashe Wich Betha Se Oh,
Usne Peg Laye C Do,
Oh Tally Gaya C Ho,
Ik Chidi Rahi C Ro,
Crow Ne Ched Diti C Oh,
Chidi De Piyo Ne Fir Kutteya Crow,
Crow Sharminda Gaya C Ho,
HuN Chidi Nu Behan Kehnda Hai Oh..!.
Moral:- Peg La Ke KiSi De Dhi Behan Nu Naa Chedo??;->
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Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein Hoti To Kya Hota?
Its Simple?Phir Un Mein Aur Bandron Mein Ziada Farq Naheen Rahey Gha?
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Machchar or haati may kya farak hai?
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Ans! Machchar haati ko kaat sakta hai par haati machchar ko nahi kaat sakta
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AIk shaer ki shaadi main AIk Chooha bht zoro shor say Bhngra dal
raha tha ! Aik ney choohey say poocha bhei Shaer ki shaadi main
tum kyoun dance ker rhay ho?TO chooha bola merey bhaii ki shaadi
hay ! Us ney sawal kiya woh kasiey, Chooha bola shaadi say pehley
main bhi Shaer tha ! !
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1 admi ne anda fry kiya to woh
jal gaya..
Murghi ne dekh liya..
Murghi ne admi ko mun par zor se thapr mrty hue
kaha:
"Tenu deyna pavy tay lg pata javy".
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Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho
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Ans :
Sab Kuch
Acha Yeh Btao Woh Kon Sa Prinda Hai Jo Ur(fly) Nahin Sakta
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Mara Hua Parinda
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Ek choohay ki hathi se mulaqat hui. Choohay ne itnay baray jaanwar ko pehle nahi dekha tha.
lehaaza choohay ne hathi se pucha: Janab aap ki umr kya hai?
Hathi ne jawab diya: 2 saal
Phir hathi ne choohay se pucha: aap ki umr kya hai?
Choohay ne jawab diya: umr to meri bhi 2 saal hai magar sehat kharab hai?
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kuch bandar jangal se
Bhag gay
phr
wo
Hotel mein phuchen
un me se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek
burger kha raha tha
aur
ek bade dhayan se
ye message parh raha tha
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An Elephant meets an Ant.
ANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ELEPHANT: 5 saal.
ANT: 5 saal aur itne barrey.
ELEPHANT: Main NEEDO jo peeta hoon.
ELEPHANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ANT: 30 saal.
ELEPHANT: 30 saal aur itni chhoti...
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ANT: I use LUX, meri khoobsurti se umer ka pata he nahi chalta...
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Meeaaoou!
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Meeaaoou!
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Meeaaoou!
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Meeaaoou!
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Meeaaoou!
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//....//
( @ ! @ )
( =?= )
Bohat khoob!
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"Humari billi
Humay he meeaaoou"
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