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Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
We are the 1st option!
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Prayer Of An Employee :
Dear God,
Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..
Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..
Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..
But Dearest God Don?t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power,
I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.
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Memom Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga…….;-)
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Question: Define a boss?
Ans: An idiot who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month . . . . .
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Boss: Hey Tina (His Secretary)
Are You Free Sunday Evening???
Tina: Yes Absoultely!!!
Boss: Good Then.....
Come Early To Office On Monaday Morning!!!
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Never trust a m@n who says he is the boss at home.He probably lies abt other things too
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When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked
When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets
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Morning note : Arguing with Boss is jst like wrestling with a cow in the mud. After sometime u realize that u r getting dirty & the cow is enjoying it.
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The true lines on the T-shirt of an employee:
"I work only for MONEY. If you want loyalty, Hire a DOG."
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Manager: wHt's uR Father nAme?
EmpLoyeE:
"BijLI Deen"
Manager: TOo stRanger Name!!
EmplOyee: pEhLay tO UnKa naAM
"Chirag dEen"
ThA..
Lekin jAb sE sCiENce nE tArKi kI HaI UnhOon nE Apna NaAM
"BijLI DEen"
Rakh Lia Hai.
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Boss: Tum Ne Kis Larki Ko Secertry Ki Job Par Rakh Lia Usy To Gramar Hi Nahi Aati.
Manager: Ap Ne Gramer Kaha Tha? Main Samjha GLAMOUR Kaha Hai.
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Boss:(asking the applicant)Why did you leave your last job?
Applicant:Illness.
Boss:What was the trouble?
Applicant:My boss was sick of me!
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Ek Mulazam ne boss Se kaha:Agr ap NE meri pay na barhai to. . .?
Boss(wid rude):to
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Phir mA?N isi pay per guzara kroOn gA
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Message From Boss to Employes
? ChOoSe a JoB
YoU lOvE
AnD
YoU wIlL nEvEr
HaVe t0 WoRk
A dAy
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Prayer Of An Employee :
Dear God,
Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..
Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..
Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..
But Dearest God Don’t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power,
I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.
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To err is human.
To forgive is against company policy.
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I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude. That too, for you. Happy Boss Day!
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Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme
Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De
Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme
Mere Hi Chehra Dikha
Apka Chehra Diknewala Nhi Mila
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Biwi shohar se: aaj ap daftar se jaldi kese aa gae?
Shohr: achanak mere boss ko gusa aa gaya or bola jahanum mein jao,to me foran utha or tumhare pas chala aya.
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A computer DOES save time at work. I can play solitaire without having to spend all that time shuffling real cards.
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Boss: Hey Tina (His Secretary)
Are You Free Sunday Evening???
Tina: Yes Absoultely!!!
Boss: Good Then.....
Come Early To Office On Monaday Morning!!!
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Mayur Mumbai 9892007401 English
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Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme
Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De
Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme
Mere Hi Chehra Dikha
Apka Chehra Diknewala Nhi Mila
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A young Boss said "the great attraction in our job is that every day is a pay day "
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