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Defination of Girl:
The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!!
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Boy:agr me Margya to kia tm dosri shadi krogi?
Girl:Nhi me apni BEHAN k sath rehlungi
Girl:or agr me margai to?
Boy:To me b Tumhari BEHAN k sath rehlunga
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Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love
But
Girls Use The Word Friendship To End Love
Same Word Bt Different ATTITUDE ?!!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Always remember:
When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
"SHE HAS TO"
But
When HE cancels a date, it is because..
"HE HAS TWO"
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz
A Good Girl Gives U
Happines N
Bad Girl Give U
Experience
Both R Essential In Life
So Enjoy Every
Girlfriend!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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If A Boy Gives A Luv Letter 2 A Girl
People Call Him "Loffer"
But If A Girl Gives A Letter 2 A Boy
They Call It "Offer"
Feel The Difference.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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oncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff wiD Her giRL frieNd was aSkEd ....HAv U leFt uR girL frieNd or sHe left u???
He smileD And answerED..
L0vE LefT us!!!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL:
Respect her,
Honour her,
Love her,
Protect her,
Care 4 her,
Obey her,
Sacrifice 4 her?.
HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?
Just smile once (gameover)
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Boys have fun
by teasing girls,
Then girls cry
for few minutes
Girls have fun
by loving boys
Then boys cry
4 life time!
Funny but it is fact :-)
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Larki K Nakhry
1 Call
Me Aisi Larki Nai Hun
2 Call
Sirf Msg KrnGi Bat Nai
3 Call
Sirf Rat Ko Bat Ho Skti H
4 Call
1 Br Hi MiloGi
5 Call
Sirf KISS Kr Skty Ho :p
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To Be Happy With a Man, Love Him Little And Understand Him Alot. .
To Be Happy With a Woman, Love Her ALOT And DO NOT TRY To Understand Her. . ;->
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Boyfriend : kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar logi..?
Girlfriend : Mein toh guzara kar lungi? par tumhara kya hoga..
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3rd Standard Boy:Can I KISS Ur Hand..?
3rd Std Girl: Y, Has Anything Hapened 2 My LIPS....!!?
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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if u help a gal when she is in problem
she will always remember u only
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when she is in problem again..!!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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LADKIYON KI KAHANI
If v treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai":(
If v dont she says "kitna akarta hai":(
If v dress nicely she says "mujhe impress karna chahta hai":(
If v dont she says "tasteless hai yaar":(
If v argue with her she says "ziddi hai":(
If v sit quietly she says "dumb hai":(
If v act smarter she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her:(
If she acts smarter she thinks its her right:(
If v dont love her she says "is ka to pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai":(
If v love her she says "peechhe hi pad gayaa hai":(
If v break a promise she says "She does not trust u any more":(
If she breaks she says " Main majboor thi":(
"ladkiyan re ladkiyan"
bechare boys itna sab seh k b chup chap rehte ...!
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A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don?t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don?t U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her?
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Girl?s Hrt Is Lke WATER,
Boy?s Hrt Is Lke MOBILE
Either Water Falls On Mobile
(Or)
Mobile Fals In Water,
Watt Mobile Ki Lagegi
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A Golden Quote By Michael Schumacher-
Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars.
They Are Good To See
And Feel,
Difficult To
Own And Maintain.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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What?s The Moral Of Movies
janNAT
GANGSTER
MURDER
FANAA
TITANIC
Think
Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)
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Tip of the day?
Kabhi ye mat socho tmhari Girlfriend ne tumhen kitna romantic msg bheja hai.
Hamesha socho
usay kisny bheja hoga ..
Tht?s realty:-(
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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How Do You Know
When A Woman Is About To Say Something Smart... ?
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She Starts Her Sentence With
''A Man Once Told Me''
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Dentist ki beti boy frnd se:aj kitna acha moqa tha tm mere dad se shadi ki bat ker skty thy
Lrka:Bs aj b mera hosla nhi hua khmoshi se 1 or dant nklwa kr agaya
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" A
G I R L ' S
B E S T
A S S E T
I S
H E R
'L I E' A B I L I T Y "
=P =D
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Golden Words.:
" A Man Who Is Behind Cigratte, Drugs, Alcohol,
Is More Safe Then
A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.."
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Girl: Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye Jo Achi Achi Baten Karein, Hansi Mazaq Karey, Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!
Boy : Tumhein Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye.
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Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting.
Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty?
Girl(furiously):Yes! And once you sit on it, my seat would also be empty!
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Newton 2nd law of ishq:
A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her
and
girl in love with a boy continue to be in love with him,
untill or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come in to play and break the legs of the boy.
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The TwÈ Dangerous Weapons In Da World Other Than Nuclear ßombs
1)A Girl's §mile
&
2)A Girl's Tear...:-D
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A boy wantd 2 know the age of his girl friend.
So he askd
Boy: dear what's ur birth date?
Girl:4th November
Boy which year
Girl:O JAN EVERY YEAR.
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WEn Gal Quiet, Milion f Thngs R Runing In Hr Mind
WÉn Gal Nt Arguning, §he Thinkin Deep
WEn GaL §ay IM FYN Aftr Few §ec, §he Nt @All Fyn
WEn Gal Lays Θn Ur Çhest, §he Wishing U 2ß Herz 4eva
WEn GaL Çalz U Évrydy, §he §eekin 4Ur Atention
WEn GaL §M§ U Évrydy, §he Wants U2 Rply @lest1nce
WEn GaL §ay I LUV U, §he Mean It
WEn GaL §ay §he Çant Liv Widout U, §he Made Hr Mind Dat U R Hr Futur
WEn GaL §ay I MISS U, No Θne In Dis Wrld Çan Miss U MΘr Dan Hr
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Ek kAna kIsI Larki k0 kEsay pUrp0se kRay gA?<
Ek nAzr mE Bhi pYar h0ta hAi mAinay sUna hAi.
Now gIrL Replied..
"Muhbt Naam Hai Man kA
Shroo Ankho0n sE Hoti hAi,
Larka h0 aGr kAna,
Khtam Wahin Per h0ti hAi,
Ye tO Muhbt hAi
HaAN Ye hI Muhbt hAi"
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Girl To Her Boy Friend: Darling ! U Know, Handsome Boy Alwayz Get Stupid Girlfriends ... !
Boy : Thanks For The Compliments, Darling ... :p :d
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Eating Rotten Fruit,
Sleeping Near Drainage,
Dog Biting Twice,
Travelling In Govt Bus..
All above is Million Times Better Than
Believing A Girl! ;-)
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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If one day you don't want to listen
to anyone...
Call me.
I promise to be there for you.
And I promise to be very quiet
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saju karachi English
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Girl: Tum din main kitni bar shave kartay ho?
Boy: 30 sy 40 bar,
Girl; Kya tum pagal ho?
Boy; Nahi, main
" Naaii " hon..
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What Will a Guy Sing After
He Gets Proposal From A Rich Girl . . . ??
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Agar Tum Mil Jao Kamana Chorh Denge Hum . . . :p ;->
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Girl:agr tm mjse shadi krna chaty ho to tme mere mumy papa ko khush krna hoga
Boy:han me kroga.mje kia krna hoga
me apni jan tk de skta hun.kaho.
Girl:tumhe hr hafte mumy ko 5kg ata dena hoga,aur papa ki gari me 5litre petrol dalwana hoga.
Boy:acha BAJI ami aba ko salam kehna
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Burey Aamal
ki waja se, merne k baad,
kuch Mard (Men)
Bhoot
ban jatey hai,
Lekin Tamam
Aurten (women)
Merney k Baad b
Churailen
hi rehti hai.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen
Taki Unhe DAR Na Lage
Magar Aaj Kal MAKE-UP
Kar Ke Soti Hain
Taki Dusre Na DAR Jaye.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Zindagi mai 1 larki itni pyari lagi
us k hath ki daal b hamen nihari lagi
jane kia jado tha uski personality mai k
married hone k bawajud hamen kunwari lagi ;->
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Mamo pracam ti poruka od internet ima edin sajt na koj moz da pracas besplatni poruki.Dado :D
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david Servbia 0649046907 English
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Larki:
Musibat k wakt hamasha muskarana rehna chahiya
Larka:
Is liya to main tumhain dekh kar muskarata rehta hoon. . . . :->
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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A Girl Speaks To A Boy
GIRL : O BHAIJAAN
Please?..
BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse Kyon Karti Hai..
HAI Bol
Ya JAAN Bol..
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SunO!
Khoobsurat Log Hamesha Achey Nahi hote....<
LeKin......
Achey Log
HameshA
KhoobsurAt hote hyn...!!
AB MUJHE hi Dekh lO....;-)
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bittu india 7828217929 Desi
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Larka achanak larki ko dehkh kr kehta hai,
Lafz tery geet mere ghazal koi sunaon kya?
Larki,hath meray gal teray kan k nechai bajaun kya,?
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Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof Banaany Ki 100 Tips.
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Ik Ye ..
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99% Wo Pehly Hi Hoty Heen.
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Wife is “Recievd call”
Girl is “Dialed call”
Aunty is “Missd call”
Lover is “waiting call”
BUT
Frndship is “FEVICOL”
nahi chodenge !! :D
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sudhakar Islamabad 9391304822 Desi
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Larki K Nakhry
1 Call
Me Aisi Larki Nai Hun
2 Call
Sirf Msg KrnGi Bat Nai
3 Call
Sirf Rat Ko Bat Ho Skti H
4 Call
1 Br Hi MiloGi
5 Call
Sirf KISS Kr Skty Ho :p
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kaushal ludhaina 9464601837 Desi
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askım bı sıte buldum bedava sms atılıyo :d suan onu kullanyorum :D deneme deneme :D
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özge turkey 05062450890 Turkish
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Aaj ka Taaza Sawal?
Larki / Larkay ko Engagement k Baad
Phone par baat krni chahiye ya nahi?
Han to Q?
Nahi to Q Nahi?
Reply must with Reason
Plz dnkaari chahiye,
A_B_P_G
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Abdul_Basit_Prince_Gabol Karachi +923323519079 Desi
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mamta karnal +919541339851 English
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A poem by evry girl
Husbnd apna white ho
Lambi jski hight ho
Ghusy ka wo lite ho
Body jiski tight ho
Jb saas se meri fight ho
Kahy
Begam tum always rite ho...
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Girl: Do You Smoke Cigarettes?
Guy: What Else Can I Do With Them?
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Do aurton ko 6 month ki saza hoi,
in dono ko ek hi jail me rakha gya, wo masalsal 6 month tk apas me batain karti rahi
jb rahai mili to ek boli
aao behan is darakht ki chaaon me beath kr kuch batain kr lain is k bad toh hum ne bichrna jana hai na
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Phool Kharab Nahi Hota Makhia Kharab Karti Hai
Larka Kharab Nahi Hota Larkia Kharab Karti Hai
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B?yz : Agr mai kah?n mujhe tum se M?habat hai or meri yahi chahat hai tum kya kah? ge??
Girlz : Yahi baat agr tum ek Warid ka card snd kr k kehty to acha hota
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Co-education k side effects.
Boy: Tum se bichre to ye ehsas hua,
Ye ishq na hum ko raas hua!
Mere dil ka satiyanas hua,
Hamara admision to ek sath hua,
Par gazab k tere sath hua,
Tu husn ki devi fail hui!
Mai dard ka mara pass hua!
GIRL:
Me class me tumko dekhti thi,
Din raat me tera sochti thi,
Kitab ko jab me uthati thi,
Teri yadon me kho jati thi,
Pr tujko na ehsas hua,
Ye gazab to mere sath hua,
Mai pyar ki pyasi fail hui,
Tu jhuta ashiq pas hua.
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