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What will Himesh say to magnify a
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Zara Zoom
Zoom... ;->
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Sania Mirza Started Playing Tennis At The Age Of 6..
After That.
Everything In Her Life Changed..
Except Her
"SKIRT"
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Once a journalist asks Meera what Types of Roles do u prefer?
Meera Answers: wese tou mjhy chicken roll pasand hay magar beef roll bhi kha leti hoon... :p ;->
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Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai
18 Bikes Hai,
4 Bunglow Hai,
3 Farmhouse Hai,
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai
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Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kyA……
K indian currency yAni ki note par gandhi ji ki tasveer mein gandhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai?
Kyuki AgAr vO rOyenge tO nOte geelA hO jayegA…………….
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MUNNA BHAI:
Aay circuit!
baapu bolay to gandhi ji
kapray Q nahi pehantay thay?
CIRKET:
Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k
Salman khan thay !!!
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(SHORTEST JOKE)
Fan 2 Filmstar Meera:
?Happy Birthday?.
Meera: ?Same To You?
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Sh@hid Afridi in intrview
-Apki umr kitni h
-24 yrs
-lekin 5 sal pehle b apne yai kaha tha
-Mai 10 sal bad b yai kahon ga QK pathan apni zaban se kbi nai mukrta
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Meera ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gayi to Air hostess ne pucha: are you suffering from nausea?
Meera: No, I m suffering from Karachi to Lahore$
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Why does adnan sami sing gila gila gila???
think?
think?
think?
bcoz no huggies pampers available in elephent size.
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Sachin?s son:Mummy mummy! dekho papa six pe six maar rahe hain.
Sachin?s wife: Beta theek se dekho, advertisement hoga
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Shoaib akhtar says :
main india ja kr pakistan ka naam roshan karunga?
Q k,,
pakistan main light jo nahi hoti?
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Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d.
next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.
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Pathan To Imran Hashmi
Tum Buht Jhota Hai
Imran Hashmi : Kiun ?
Pathan : Kitni Baar Bola Aik Baar Aja Aja Aja Aaja
Hum Teen Baar Aya Par Tum Hum Ko Milta Nahi
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Adnan sami sahab ek din bike lekar petrol pump per gaye aur kaha: ek litre petrol daal do
petrol pump wale ne pehle bike ko dekha aur phir is k pait ko dekh kar kehne laga: kon si tanki mein daalun
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Why Tendulkar married an Elder Woman & Kumble married divorced woman?
Ans: Its because,
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Batsman Love LOOSE BALLS
&
Spinners Love USED BALL :-
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MUNNA BHAI:
Aay circuit!
baapu bolay to gandhi ji
kapray Q nahi pehantay thay?
CIRKET:
Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k
Salman khan thay !!!
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Journalist: Aap ki ACTIVITIES kya haiN?
Meera: Hum 2 behnaiN aur 3 bhai haiN
Journalist: Bibi, aap ki activities poochhi haiN, aap k waalid ki nahiN!;-)
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Gandhi: Dekh babay aaj 60 saloon ke baad meray Mulak mein kya kuch ban gaya. Teray mulak mein kya bana?
Quaid_e_Azam: Biscuits badal gaye Bistiks ban gaye
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Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is male or female?
Student: Female
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told
?beautiful delivery
by Shoaib Akhtar??
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Actress Dukhi Lehje Main Apni Saheli Se :
Yeh Mard Kitni Jaldi Badal Jatey Hein
Kal Tak Chaudhry Sahab Mujhe Itne Ache Lagte Itne Pyare Lagte They K Kia Btao?
Magr Ab Un ki Shakal Dekhne ko Dil Nahi :->
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Microsoft Launches New Software Related To Cricket ?
What It?s Name ? ?
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M S Dhoni ? ;->
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jaldi geo lagao katrina kaif mar gai hai.
mujh pe!
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Everything is possible in this universe, nothing impossible.
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Wana example ?
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Very Simple Yaar,
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Imran Hashmi In Jannat.
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mallika Sherawat ko air port pe custom walon ne roka aur poocha:
Madam is tiffon box main kia hia ?
Mallika: stupid yeh tiffon nahi mera suitcase hai
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