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Pyar v/s dosti
Pyar ek shikwa hai,
dosti ek jazba hai.
Pyar me hr bar dhoka hy,
Dosti me bar bar moka hy.
Pyar dewano ka kam hy,
Dosti dlwalo ka nam hy.
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Girlfriend or Police may kya bat c0m0n hay?
S0cho! S0cho!
Or s0cho!
Don0 he paysa kha kar ch0r daytay hain!
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ADAT Or ADA Me Farq.
Road K NaL SE Pani Pina.
Gharib Piye To ADAT.
Ameer Piye To ADA.
Ab SMS Ko Hi Le Lo.
Me Bheju To ADAT.
Ap Bhejo To ADA.
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L0ve v.s Exam
l0ve: one of the hardest thNz
c0z u hav th0ughts dat u can't expres
exam: much harder
c0z u d0n't hav th0ughts still u hav 2 expres;-)
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"~"LOVE"~"
Starts frm Eyes,
Grows with gifts,
Ends with tears
but 2day
''love"
Starts frm mobiles,
Grows wd balance share,
Ends wd
number buZy. ;->
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Do u know similarity b/w Dinosaurs & Decent Girls?
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Both dont exist.
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The Difference Between
Love n Crush …
When U Like A Person n U Know Why U Like Him
Its Crush
But
When U Like A Person n U Don’t Know Why
Its True Love
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What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying? & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
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2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite
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Democratic diffrence between USA AND PAKISTAN In USA u can Kiss in a public place but cannot shit. In Pakistan u can shit in a public place but cant kiss!!;-)
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What is da similarity btween Girlz & Mobile Phones...? .. Jitney Pangey Loo Gay, Utney Functions Pata Chalein Gay! :-)
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Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love
But
Girls Use The Word Friendship To End Love
Same Word Bt Different ATTITUDE ?!!
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Wat's the similarity between
U & a bottle of pepsi....
Sweet,
cool,
good,
easily available
And biggest similarity...
Dhakkan!!
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A Woman's Mind
Is Cleaner
Than
A Man's Mind ...
Coz
She Changes It
More Often ... :p ;->
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Girlz aur Universties Main Kia Fact Common Hai ... ?
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Apply Har Taraf Krna Chahiye..
Kahi'n Na Kahi'n Chance Ban Hi Jata Hy ... (;->
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Wat Is D Diff B/W
Poison & Alcohol?
If U Drink Alcohol,
U Will Dance Around People,
If U Drink Poison
People Wil Dance Around U..!
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The diff b/w friend n best friend
A friend meeting u after long tym says: o u! Itz been so long how r u
N Best frnd oye tu mara nahe abhe tak. :p
Truly true
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A man?s silence can break a woman?s heart into a thousand pieces
while
a woman?s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!
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LIFE BEFORE DA COMPUTER
*Memory Was Sumthing Dat U Lost Wid Age.
*An Application Was 4 Employment.
*A Programe Was A T.V.
*A Cursor Used Profanity.
*A Keyboard Was A Piano.
*A Web Was Spider?s Home.
*A Virus Was The Flu.
*A CD Was Bank Account.
*A Hard Drive Was A Long Trip On The Road.
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Why Are Wives More Dangerous Than The Mafia???
The Mafia Wants Either Your Money Or Life . . . But
The Wives Want Both . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ;->
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Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world....
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What iz similarity between SUN & WIFE
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YE HE k 2ono ke taraf ankh utha k nhe daikha ja sakta:)
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Difference between love and arrange marriage.
Arrange: Jisme shadi ki waja se baby ho.
Love: Jisme baby ki waja se shadi ho.;-)
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Diff. B/w mirror n frend?
A-In mirror, the REFLECTION may differ 4m INNER NATURE
But in frend BOTH r same coz HE is a DIAMOND
having PURE REFLECTION n NATURE!
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urdu ki pehli book?1947
Alif?An?ar
by?.Bakry
py?.Pankha
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urdu ki 1st book 2008.
Alif?Aataa
by?.Bijli
py?.Petrol
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Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar Mein English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho To Kaun Jeetey Ga?
Jeetey Jo Marzi Laikin Yeh Baat To Teh Hai K Muqabla Mumkin Hai.
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Question: Pathan or gadhay mein konsi 2 cheezain common hain ?
Ans : Dono bachpan mein khubsoorat hotay hain aur baray ho kar transport ka kaam karte hain
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GIRLZ OF 1995*
"AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM"
GIRLZ OF 2009*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM.................Z
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Shaadi se pehlay
Larka:
Darling !
Tum Nahi to Main Nahi...
Aur
Main Nahi to Tum Nahi.
Shaadi ke baad Larka:
Kaminiye!!
Aaj ya Tu Nahi ya Main Nahi...!!!
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Whats the difference b/w hockey and cricket?
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Hockey main Pakistani 1 ghantay mai zalil hotay hain
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Love Marriage n Arrange Marriage main kya difference??
Hum khud ja ker kuve main gire woh Love Marriage..
500 log mil ker dhakka de de to woh Arrange Marriage!!
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Before marriage:
roses are red
voileT is blue
i luv one, daT is u...
AfTer marriage:
roses are dead
i hav flu,
don'T come near... ;->
Paray mar Tou..!! :@
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Shadi Karne K Baad
Aur
Mobile Lene K Baad
Ek hi Baat ka afsos Hota Hai?
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Thori Dairr Or Ruk Jatay
To
To
Acha Model Mil jata
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Wht’s d similarity between a girl & petrol?
1. both r explosive.
2. both r hot.
3. both r dangerous when kept in open.
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Ankh…Anso k samne.
Dimagh…Dil k samne.
Zindgi…Mot k samne.
Insan…Qdrt k samne.
Khushi…Ghum k samne.
Din…Raat k smne.
Nafrt…Muhabt k samne.
Ghurbt…Ameeri k samne.
Jahil…Alim k samne.
Maa…Aulad k samne.
Bebas.
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A man”s silence can break a woman”s heart into a thousand pieces
while
a woman”s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!
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