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Whenever I miss You,
Stars falls down from the Sky
So any day if you find the sky empty,
dont blame me Its all your fault;
You made me Miss You So Much
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butt   xblock 26street peoples colony gujranwala   03016618974  Desi

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If I Ever Rude To U



If Ever I Was Angry Wid U



If Ever I Mis-behaved Wid U



Than Don't Hesitate




Just SLAP UrSelf..




Ghalti Tumhari He Hogi . . . . ;->
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One Good Way To REDUCE Alcohal Consumption . . .



Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r SAD


After Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r HAPPY . . . ;->
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How 2 Grow Up a Baby 2 Make It absolutly Charming, Smart,Gud Luking, Cute, Funny, Truthful & An Xtremly Inteligent kid?





Feel Free

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Ask My Parents ;->
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u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left. E
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Lab-pe-aati hai dua ban k tamna meri Zindagi



ek LOVER ki sorat ho Khudaya meri



IMPRESS mujhse her ek larki ho jaye


meri ek nazar pe dil apna woh de jaye



ho meri JiN se yunhi meray badan ki zeenat



jis tarhaan MAKEUP se hoti hai husin ki zeenat




ho mera kaam school,college k bahar shararat karna


her HASEEN larki ki maa se bhi mohabbat karna



meray ALLAH parhai se bachna mujhko


ISHQ KI JO RAAH HO USI RAAH PE CHALANA MUJHKO.
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER
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Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN! E
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SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.
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When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life! E
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life is a hell when u have american wife. pakistani salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you have american salary, pakistani wife german car and chinese food. E
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womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life E
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smshive.com    Islamabad      English

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Height of fashion?



-Dhotee with zip




Height of secrecy?



-Blank Visiting Card




Height of Stupidity?


-Looking through a keyhole of a glass door
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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A

SINCERE

PRAY!

TO

GOD



O! GOD I DO NOT ASK A THING FOR ME



I want somethn 4 my mother


JUST SEND MY MOTHER A RICH HANDSOM N GOOD LUKIN

DAUGHTER_IN_LAW!
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Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why people get mad when they are in love.
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smshive.com    Islamabad      English

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This poem, written by an African child was nominated for the Best Poem of 2005.



Colour



When I born, I black;

When I grow up I black;

When I go in sun I black;

When I scared, I black;

When I sick, I black;

And when I die, I still black;



And Ü White fellows;



When U born, U pink;

When U grow up, U white;

When U go in sun, U red;

When U cold, U blue;

When U scared, U yellow;

When U sick, U green;

When U die, U grey;

And U call me coloured?
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A face can speak 1000 emotions but it can easily mask what the heart truly feels, Don't be fooled by the happiest face.It may be masking the most hurting heart.
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ThOrA GaRaM ThAnDa ZiYaDa PiYa KaRo



sMs ZaRa NaYa KiYa KaRo



AgR SmJh Na AyE To Hm Se PoCh LiYa KaRo



Hm sMs K DoCtOr HaIn



Hm Se RoZ Ek KhOrAk Ly LiA KrO.;->
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s0mEt!mEs,





WhEn ! sAy "!'m F!nE."




! wAnT s0mEoNe To Lo0k mE







!n ThE eYeS & sAy,




"TeLl Me ThE tRuTh."
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Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD!!!



Of Course Girls Are First!!!



But The Fact Is That Both Are Beautiful Mistakes..!;)
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smshive.com    Islamabad      English

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May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu. E
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smshive.com    Islamabad      English

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9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
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smshive.com    Islamabad      English

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to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! E
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Husband: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 litter. E
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.. E
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Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december. E
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Humne banaye rishtay kaisay ho gaye,
Kabhi aapke dost the aaj aisay waisay ho gaye,
Aatay nahi aajkal SMS aap k,
Lagta hai dost se pyaray paisay ho gaye :)
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RANI   IN   9177612428  Desi

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10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER
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rinku   india   9853151610  English

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U r so sm@rt ,

U r so be@utiful ,

U r so brill@nt ,

U r so lovly ,

U r so cute ,



Oopss!


Sry


GALAT NUMbr P SMS CHLA GYA.,.,.,.
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vaishali   bandra   9930583319  Desi

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1 baat dil se batana..



Is

Duniya

me

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kar

tumne

aisa

kon sa

achha

kaam

kiya

jo

tumhe










Mujh jaisa pyara dost mila..!
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kartik   varanasi   9455341576  Desi

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Lab-pe-aati hai dua ban k tamna meri Zindagi



ek LOVER ki sorat ho Khudaya meri



IMPRESS mujhse her ek larki ho jaye


meri ek nazar pe dil apna woh de jaye



ho meri JiN se yunhi meray badan ki zeenat



jis tarhaan MAKEUP se hoti hai husin ki zeenat




ho mera kaam school,college k bahar shararat karna


her HASEEN larki ki maa se bhi mohabbat karna



meray ALLAH parhai se bachna mujhko


ISHQ KI JO RAAH HO USI RAAH PE CHALANA MUJHKO
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ali hassan   pakistan   03457884544  Desi

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hey apa ki obosta......tomader dinkal kamon cholay....ananna ki kora.....bye jillu D
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jesmin ara   bangladesh   008801716024938  Desi

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☻Keep a special place for me
in your heart, not in your mind!
Keeping me in your mind
can be dangerous for you
because people say I am
MiNd BloWinG…
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ROHIL GROVER   Islamabad   9729773093  English

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5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch E
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It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world. E
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Teen Chizen kabhi mat karna:
1. Intizaar;
2. Etibaar or
3. Izhaar.
Kamyab rahogay.

Teen Batoon par Amal karo:
1. Qura’an;
2. Sunnat or
3. Nasihat.
Zindgi Behtreen Guzaroge.

Teen Chizen Sanbahal ke Rakhna:
1. Raaz;
2. Zuban or
3. Haya.
Kabhi na Pachtaogay.

Teen Kaamon me Jaldi karo:
1. Farz;
2. Qarz or
3. Shadi.
Sukoon Milega.

Teen dost banalo:
1. Nek Aamal;
2. Husn-e-Akhlaq or
3. Kitaab.
Kabi tanha na Rahoge.

Teen Admi ban ke Dekhao:
1. Mukhlis;
2. Sachay Ummati or
3. Farmanbardar.
Jannat milegi.
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Imdad Ullah Khiyal   Charsadda   0334-9136162  Desi

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If people never did silly things,nothing intelligent would ever get done. E
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=.Best Moments In Life.=



-2 laugh until it hurts Ur stomach



-2 clear Ur last exam



-2 recve a call 4m some1, U dnt c a lot, bt U wana



-2 hear acidntly dat somebody said somethng gud of U



-2 wake up & realize its stil posible 2 sleep a couple of hrs



-2 hear a song dat makes U remembr gud tyms



-2 pass a while wid Ur bst frndz



-2 c an old frnd agn & 2 feel thngz havn't chngd



I hope dat I bring abt d remembrnce of all those cherishable memories
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