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Philosophy Of Life :
? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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KiSi Roz Shaam K Wakt,
Sooraj K Aaram K Wakt,
Mil Jaey Jo Saath Tera,
Haath Me Le K Haath Tera,
Door KiSi Tanhai Me,
Dunya Se Judai Me,
Apne Sang Bithaoon Tujhe,
Aur aik Acha Sa SMS Sunaoon Tujhe
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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When things go wrong,
when sadness fills your heart &
when tears flow 4rm your eyes,
just let me know.
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cause I want 2b there 4 U!
I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Shahrukh ke new film rab ne bana de jordi ka ganna(hule hule) blkl mat sunna kyun ke us mey ek line hai(rab da ve koi rab tu hu ga){NAUZEBILLA} jab k mazhab islam mey es bat ko sHirk\gunnah or is muv ka aik or gana tujhma rab dikhta ha ye b kufrya kalmaat ha plz jetna zda hu sake es msg ko spread kren
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nirav jamnagar 9825217972 Desi
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Woman to a shopkeeper: ?Joshaanda hai??
Shopkeeper: Meynu te bara josh aanda ay, twanon aanda hai?
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar GayaJis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar GayaBilkul Usi tarahhaan Usi tarhyeh kabhi bhi mat sochna k main tumhare bina mar jaonga
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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S0n 2 his Dad
Dad Ap kabhi Misar gaye thy ?
Dad: Nahi Beta
Son: Phr itni Khatarnak Mummy Kahan se laye . !
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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love is a mamory that's naver fad's i will hold u in my heart allway's from ur touchi emotional.......
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?
DOOR SE
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Yar I trusted you so much
but ur mouth is never shut.
Why did u tel otherz my secrets?
U really disappointed me,
plz stop telling everybody that,
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I’m so CUTE.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Allah
Aap ko
brown
balo wali
neeli aankhon wali
Gulabi honton wali,
Patli kamar wali,
Khoobsurat seengoon wali
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gayee(cow) atta karay qurbani k liye
Ameen
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Q her bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Her naye din hamara dil dukhate ho,
Yeh bat sunkar hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
K tum ab bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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I love PAKISTAN
P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tahira
A= aalia
N= nida
PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
i love PAKISTAN
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Karay jao
Karay jao
Karay jao
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baysharmon ki tarah
SMS receive kare jao
Kabhi reply na kerna…!!
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He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
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subasri tamil nadu 9095123442 English
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Agar himmat ho to jawaab do.... KYA AAP KO PAAGALPAN K DAURE AANE BAND HOGAE HAI?
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shoab kanpur 9305214672 Desi
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Dosto dekho larkiyun ki taaleem Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha:
What is "nitrate"?
Larki: sharmati hui
sir Rs.1500
A_B_P_G
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Abdul_Basit_Prince_Gabol Karachi +923323519079 Desi
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People Who Do Lots Of Work
Make Lots Of Mistakes.
People Who Do Less Work
Make Less Mistakes.
People Who Do No Work
Make No Mistakes.
People Who Make No Mistakes
Gets Promoted.
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hhh dphu 9435432910 English
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Karay jao
Karay jao
Karay jao
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baysharmon ki tarah
SMS receive kare jao
Kabhi reply na kerna…!!
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hemu ajmer 9024252517 Desi
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He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Train Me 1 Larke Ne Cigarete Jalai,
Pas Bethe Admi Ne Usse Kaha;
Cigarete k Dhuwai'n Se Meri Tabyat Khrab Hony Lgti Hy
Larka Bola:Tou Aap Smoking Q Krty Hyn;->
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Diagram in a book was not clear..
So,madam drew a diagram on a Blackboard and announced
"Dont look at a book Figure,
Look at my Figure!!" ;->
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Doc:Tabyat kc he ab
Mariz: pehle se ziada khrab he
Doc: dawai khali thi kya
Mriz:Nai dawa ki shishi to bhari hui thi
Doc:I mean dawai le li thi
Mriz:Ji ap ne di thi to mene le li thi
Doc:Bewaquf dawai pi li thi
Mriz:Nai ji dawai to laal thi
Doc:Abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha
Mriz:Nai sahb piliya to muje tha
Doc:Saale dawa ko mun se lga k pet me dala tha
Mriz:Nai
Doc:Q
Mriz:Ap ne hi to kaha tha k shishi ko dhakan lga k rakhna. Me thik to ho jaunga na sahb?
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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When sum1 touches u
& u dont feel it
its IGNORANCE
Wen sum1 touches u
& u feel it
its LOVE.
But When nobody touchs u but u feel it
then its KHUJLI? <-;
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Once a baby monkey ask his mum...."mum why r v so ugly?"Mum replies..."Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly ha
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…
MAD bolay to
M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost…
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay
tumhari aanay wali sari naslain
kuttay ki maut marengi
tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut marogay!
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Billi ne ye kuttay se kaha or chali gayi
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl
o(o¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey
(@¿@)
"(<>)?
aaila ! Tum bhi
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khan zaib nowshera 03219747003 English
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GEO news k wo kon se do program hain jin k naam larrkiya'n lene se darti hain...?
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Nahi Pata....?
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1. Hum sub omeed se hain...
2. Aaj raat kamran khan k sath....
A_B_P_G
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Abdul_Basit_Prince_Gabol Karachi +923323519079 Desi
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I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
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