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Behind every successful student,
there is one Girl feirnd..
But wht about a failed student..??
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A Beautiful Teacher..!!
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Thought of the Day: If you Feel like doing some studies,
Sit down and wait until that Feeling goes away!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . :
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What’s Fear ?
Fear Is The Deep Wrencthing Feeling In Your Stomach
When Pages Of Ur Book Still Smell New
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Just Few Hours Left For Ur Examz ;->
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,kuch b karBaita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia
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Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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SPECIAL OFFER:
Bring a chit on exam day, scratch n show it 2ur nearest teacher & win a free trip 2 principal?s office n enjoy a 3 year vacati0n at h0me.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Exam se pehle kasrat se ye dua parhein:
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Ya Allah ess wari paas kara de, agLi waari naal naal parha ga
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Yahoooooo……!!!!
Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi
(’;')
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card
Sub tayyar hay,
Ab bus….
Parhna baqi hay :p
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
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dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?
sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA, peN mein iNk dALA, UnifOrm irON kiyA, skoOl bAg reAdy kiyaA
aAb sirF pAdnA baAki hAi
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Jo exams ki wajah se ziada tension mai hai un k liye!!
Parhna likhna chhor paray,
Nakal pe rakh aaass,
Utha razayi aur so ja buchay,
Rab krega PASS.
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Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..
1)Plzzz..Don’t Disturb I Want 2 Study!
2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!
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D Best 1 Is-
3)Sir,I Hv A Question! :-)
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
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My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
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koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
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To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Zong ADD REMIX:
Yar ek baat to batain?
Ye yaad kr kr k paper dena zrori hai kya?
Aur is se hota hi kya hai? Thora bohat yad rh jata hai, jese wo bhi pura likh kr ajaenge!
Cheating hour, sirf akhir ka 1hour,
2ghante bethe rahen kya?
Maza to ab aaega,
Pocket guide k saath!
Ji han ab pure k pure notes k sath,
Net weight sirf 12gram,
Itne me to pharra bhi na mile!
Cheating hour
Koi b hour..
To pocket guide sath le jaen
AUR SUB LIKH AYEN
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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1st Line 2 Be Writeen In Exams:
“All The Answers Written Below Are Imagnary And Work Of My Creative Mind.
Any Resemblence To Text Book Is Unintentional And Purely Accidental…”
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)
Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye
UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,
Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K
Chalta He Kya Karu Haye
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Samandar bhr Syllabus hy,
NADI bhr parh pate hein,
BALTI bhr yad rehta hy,
GLASS bhr likh pate hein,
CHULLO bhr number atay hein,
D00B k mar jaty hein~.~
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Guzray Hoay Exam Ko Yaad
Na Karna,
Answr Sheet Mein Jo Likha Hai
Uski Fariyad Na Karna,
Jo Hoga Wo To Hoga,
Uski Fikar Mein Apnay
Holidays Barbad
Na Karna.
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Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
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Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
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4 Years Of Study.
50 Gb Syllabus
50 Mb We Study
50 Kb We Remember
50 Bytes We Answer
Binary Marks Get
This Is Known As BRAIN EMPTY [B.E] … (=
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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WHY STUDENTS FAIL?
Bcos 1 year has only 365 days
Sunday - 52 in a year,
Days left 313,
Summer Holidays - 70,
Days left 243,
8 hrs daily sleep - 130 days gone,
Days left 113,
1 hour daily playing means 15 Days,
Days left 98,
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days,
Days left 68,
1 hr talking means 15 days,
Days left 53,
Exam days 35 days,
Days left 18,
Eid & Govt Holidays 17,
Days left 1,
That 1 day is "BIRTHDAY"
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Ab banda apna birthday b na manaey???
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Farhan PWD 03125167234 English
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intermediate 2009 khi paper 100% cofrm
Q1[a]how many people died in north people died in north karachi?
how many people injured in bilal town?
how many people dead in surab kot?
df between in MQM and ANM
why do they repel each other?
complete the following
ANP + MQM=
PPP+ANM=
MQM+PPP=
Define pathan from which block they belong to
what is industrial importance of niswar?
draw the orbital structure of AK 47?
Why do pathan wearringeen naray state
state scientific reason
write a short note on stability of karachi
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ABDULLAH GUJRANWALA 03434155868 Desi
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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
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To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha
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n exams students ka NAARA.
Yeh bazi haq ki bazi hai
Yeh bazi tum hi haro gay,
Har jaib se phara nikle ga,
Tum kitne phare phado gay!!
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