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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Let me guess what U R doing…
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Roshni Chand Se Ho Gee To Sitaron Ka Kia Ho Ga*****Mohabat Ek Se Ho Gee To Hzaroon Ka Kia Ho Gaa..
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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'love' is a bird you hold tightly ,it dies......
if you hold lightly,it flies............
you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand......
uhhh........
soo..........
forgot love
and
better flirt.............
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Golden words
Tum jis se pyar karte ho Agar usay
na pa sako to
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us ka number mujhe de dena Kya pata mere sath set ho jaye...:
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Loading the Babe meter.....
5%
17%
26%
57%
78%
99%
100% COMPLETE
Processing data..
ANALYSIS COMPLETE
U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Boy 2 a girl: Aap meri pehli biwi ki tarah lag rahi hein..
Girl: Aap ki kitni biwiyan hein?
Boy: Aik bhi nahi.. :-)
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Girlfriend: "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend: "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Flirting is the only job in the world that We cannot include in our CV.. Despite of having years of experience and number of references..
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Height Of Guts
Its When Ur Grlfrnd Catches U In
Theatre With Another Girl And You Say,
“Love U Darling, Next Show Is With U..!”
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT?
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping. 2.3 million are falling in love. 4.1 million are eating and only 1 cutie is reading this txt ;)
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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I can appreciate coffee without cream
Nights without lights
Meals without rice
Burger without cheese
But
Never a day without greeting you.
Have good day..
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Log kehte hain
Pyar itna b mat karo
K
Girl friend sar pe swar ho jaye
Hum kehtey hain
K
Pyar itna karo
K
Girl friend ki friend bhi tumhre sath farar ho jaye………
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Sirf ik bar kehdo,
sirf ik bar kehdo,
plz ik bar kehdo,
abh intazar nahin hota,
abh sabar nahin hota,
keun nahin khatee ho tum……
ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter than any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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._I__I_,
(_£___=------/
._I__I_,
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,--<>--=____/7
(_£___=------/
._I__I_,
Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying 'cus it lost its most beautiful angel!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life so worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true that someone, somewhere, is thinking of you.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Women Are Programmed
To Love
Completely
And
Men Are Programmed
To Spread It
Around ... ;->
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salman karachi 03002904583 English
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LuV is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted ppl..
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Ppl wid strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING
;-)
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Love is...looking whether he is looking, and when he does, certainly not looking back!!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbours not!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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"If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together."
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum...waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum....Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum....Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO
AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY
WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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hazroon bachian aise ke har bachee pe dum nikle
mera jis bachee pe dum nikle woh ghar se kam nikle
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se,
Pyar kro INSTA wali se,
Date maro UFONE wali se,
Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se,
Gift lo WARID wali se…
or
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shadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Heer & Ranjha discovered Luv...Romeo & Juliet practised it...Farhaad & Sheerein Died 4 it .....NOw wht abt Ya n Me?
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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ALL THE TIME
Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,
1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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GIRLZ OF 1995*
“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”
GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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I love PAKISTAN
P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tuba
A= aalia
N= nida
PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
i love PAKISTAN
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,
Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,
Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,
Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,
Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,
Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se,
Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,
Nahi to shayed Nosheen se,
Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,
Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se:p:d:-)
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
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Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
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What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Women Are Programmed
To Love
Completely
And
Men Are Programmed
To Spread It
Around ... ;->
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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At night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you...
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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tum meri soch ho tumhe koi soche kyo
tum meri chaht ho tumhe koi chahe kyo,
tum mera aina ho tumhe koi dekhe kyo,
tum meri dua ho tumhe koi mange kyo,
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Chorh diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi.
Bhul jayenge aap hume, bhulne wale hum nahi…
Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi,
aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi By
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute”
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lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai
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nlb mumbai 9271231705 Desi
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1 baat dil se batana..
Is
Duniya
me
aa
kar
tumne
aisa
kon sa
achha
kaam
kiya
jo
tumhe
Mujh jaisa pyara dost mila..!
batana to zara..:-)
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if 10 persons in a day prey 4 u…
i wil b one of them…
if 5 persons in a day prey 4 u .
i will b 1 of them…
i f 1 person in a day prey 4 u ..
i will b that one…
and if no one prey 4 u..
it means..
MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN…
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Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, do you have any boy friend before marriage?
Dulhan become silent
Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon?
Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa ginney to de
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Ye muskan
Ye jazbay
Ye moj
Ye masti
Ye rishte
Ye wade
Ye sangeet
Ye pyar
Ye dosti
Ye dil
Sab kuch adhoora hai
"Aap ke Bina"...
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Chaye se urte dhoowein mein tumhari taswir nazar ati hai,
Rozana in hi chakron mein meri chaye thandi ho jati hai..
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unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,
unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !
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Gals r generally naughty.
Naughty ppl r punished n r not given things coz they have been naughty.
Boys r good.
So they have all the fun.
Moral of the story:- Bcoz of naughty gals,
Guys have all d fun.
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I don’t flirt for fun , Its one of my duties
Tell me How can I resist such beauties
It is life with whom I like flirting with the most
I’m still not committed though Ive fallen for the trap almost
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Khuda salmat rakhe unko jo humse nafrat karte hai, pyar na sahi, nafrat hi sahi. Kuch toh hai joh sirf humse karte hain
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Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
photograhers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what’s that?
It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!
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An important element of friendship is communication, and that's the reason why my fingers are still pressing the keys on my phone. Because I don't want to cut the line that connects US. Take care always!
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Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ?
Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ?
Or I need You ?
No ! It”s b”coz…
I need a person for just time pass
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Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai, bas tera naam hi aata hai zubaan par, din ya raat me, le ke tera haath haath mein, rahunga tere saath saath main.
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Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.
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Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….
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What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.
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Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.
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Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.
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She Broke my Heart..:-(
I Broke Her BF'S Jaw..;-)
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