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Patient to dentist: Tum nay mera neechay walla dant kiun nikkala, keera tu ooper wallay daant ko kha raha tha.
destist: Iss liye kay,
keera neechay wallay daant per kharra ho ker ooper wallay ko kha raha tha.
na rahay ga baans na bajjay gi bansuri
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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DOCTOR: Bachay 2 hi ache..
Vaise aap k kitne bache hain?
LADY: Pehle to 2 hi thay lekin jab se ishtehar dekha hai to ache ki talash me 10 ho gaye hain. ;->
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“LOVE”
Starts from eyes
Grows with gifts
End with tears
but 2day
“LOVE”
starts from mobiles
Grows with balance share
Ends with number busy
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Imdad Ullah Khiyal Charsadda 0334-9136162 English
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Honth Jab Honth Se Milte Hai
To Kya Hota Hai?
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Humesha Galat Hi Socha Karo
Munh Band Ho Jaata Hai
Aur Kya?
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1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..." ;->
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@IMAAN@ sialkot Desi
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True meaning of “GIRL”
‘G’= GAPSHAP
Mai sub se aagay.
‘I’= INNOCENT
Sirf shakal se.
‘R’= RONAY
Ki Automatic Machine.
‘L’= LARAI
Mein sub ki Maa.
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Bary Zalim Hain es Sheher K Log
~Faraz~
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Sim Badal k kehtay hain batao hum kon hain?
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : "
wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam krnay ka elaan. . . . "
Sorry, abhi itna he Suna tha k light chali gai .
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ladka ladki se...
I LOVE YOU.......
Ladki-Tammez Se Baat Karo...
Ladka- Bismillah-e-rehmane-raheem with due respect
I beg to say that.....
I LOVE YOU:-) Mohtarma
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yd ind. Desi
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Dr saying to pathan
apka aur apki bv ka blood group 1 hi hai,
pathan:oga zarur oga 25 saal se amara koon peeta hai.
A_B_P_G
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Abdul_Basit_Prince_Gabol Karachi +923323519079 Desi
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Judge: tUm nE Ek hI RaAT Me 7 jAgah Chori kI?
Chor: haAN Sahib,
Main mEhnat sE G Nahi chUrata.
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When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai
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Elaan_E_Gomshodgy
Umar:50 saal
Maadri zuban: poshtu
Rangat:- kali c
naak; maindak ki tara..
Charsadde ka Rehnay wala
Naam: Asfandyar Wali.
Zehni mariz laltain haath may leye.
Apnay apko pakhtono ka sardar batata ha.
Eid ke din se Wali Bagh, Charsadda se la pata ha.
Agr kisi ko melay to taliban k hawalay kren.
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl...!
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Kitne dino se siyaah(black) libaas pehne phir rahen hen,
k koi humen muft shampu de aur kahe " your licence to wear black "
A_B_P_G
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Science proves and i agree
my CELL
is the fundamental part of my life ...... :)
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abdullah gujranwala,pakistan 03434155868 English
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Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara Hun Main
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyaara Hun Main
Filhal To Ye Sb Sapne Hain
Kyonki Abhi Tak Kunwaara Hun Main
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Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths......
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>
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faruque Assam 9859204700 English
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ye lo love guru se taveez lia hai!
Jis larki ko doge wo foran mera hojayega!yaqin na aaye to larki ko do.
A_B_P_G
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Patient to dentist: Tum nay mera neechay walla dant kiun nikkala, keera tu ooper wallay daant ko kha raha tha.
destist: Iss liye kay,
keera neechay wallay daant per kharra ho ker ooper wallay ko kha raha tha.
na rahay ga baans na bajjay gi bansur
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adnan Islamabad 03335472864 Desi
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Ek din ek lady shop se parrot kharidne gyi....
Usne dukandar se kaha vasim bhai ek tota chahaiye....
Dukandar NE use ek tota dikaya...
Lady NE pucha is tote ki khas bat kya hai vasim bhai...
Dukan Dar bola ye tota bolta hai
Lady NE kaha acha..
Usne tote se pucha main tumhe kaisi lagti huin
"Bahen ki ........... Randi lagti hai" tote NE kaha.
Lady NE kaha vasim bhai ye to bhut badtamij tota hai gali deta hai...
Vasim bhai use ander Le gya aur pani me dubaya aur pucha... Gali dega.....
Tota. Hain dunga
Vasim ..phir dubaya aur pucha .gali dega"
Tota.... Hain dunga....
Vasim NE phir pani me
Dubaya aur kaha .gali dega..
Is bar tota man gya aur kaha nhi dunga bhai nahi dunga,,,,,
Use bahar Le gya aur lady se kaha ye AB gali nhi dega..
Tab lady NE usse pucha ....
Agr mere ghar par mere sath ek aadmi aye to tum kya sochoge.
Tote NE kaha..ki tumhara pati hoga..
Lady..agr do aadmi aye to kya.
Tota.tumhara pati aur devar,
Lady.agr tin aadmi ..
Tota.tumhara pati ,devar,aur bhayiya.
Lady ...agar chaar aadmi aaye to....
Tota.....
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Vasim bhai pani Lao... Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ki "Bahen Ki..........Randi hai"
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Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??
U Dirty MiNd
AnswEr hAi
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BethA
huA
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BAkrA ... :p ;->
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S@lm@n RWP 0333-5204489 Desi
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UPPER SA GIRA BAAM
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NA HADI NA DAM
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Mje apna bnalo
plz
plz
plz
mje apna bnalo
srf aik bar plz srf aik bar
plzplz
mje apna bna lo
zarur dykho
humtv se, bht acha drama hy,
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1 prinda bohat peasa tha "FRAAZ".
Halan k us ny 10 minat pehly :RAJJ: k pani pia tha.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Ap k leye DUA
Ap ko khushyan itni mile jitni
MUSHARAF ko gaaliyan,
Apki zindagi c gham aise hatam hon
Jaise PTV c haya,
Apko Dr. Qadeer
Jaise sabar mile,
Shorat itne mily
Jitni ‘BB’ ko mili,
Health itni mily
Jitne Adnan Sami ko mili..
Or
Apky din ayse phiren jaise Asif Zardari ki
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