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ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!!
Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?
Dentist:Nahi..!
ChiLd: Agr Main NikaL doOn?
Doctor: NikaLo.
ChILd:He he he he
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How Can A Father
Make His Daughter
Walk On The Street
Looking Down The Earth??
Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms;-)
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film
loot lo pakistan
hero
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heroine
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villian
sharif,imran,qazi
scripted in
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shooted in
pakistan
charactor actor
amin fahim
friendly appearance
saudi king
comedian
sheikh rasheed
supporting actor
maulana fazl-ur-rehman
charactorless actors
chaudhry brothers
dancers
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marvi memon
music by
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YOU are someone i dont want to lose…
YOU are someone i wont forget…
YOU are someone who is special to me…
YOU are WHATS UR NAME I FORGOT ? :0)
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Rizwan Islamabad English
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Customer Shouted:
"Waiter, Waiter !
There's A Dead Fly In My Soup..."
Waiter Replied:
"Oh No!
Who's Going To Look After His Family..." ;->
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Daddy
Can I've Another Glass Of Water, Plz? Ask Jhony
But Tht's 10th One I've Given U 2nite. Daddy Says
Jhony: Yes But d Baby's Bedroom Is Stil On Fire. =P ;)
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A man traveling at 130 mph on th highway ws stopped by highway police.
Man:"Sorry,officer was I driving too fast?"
Officer:"No,sir.U were flying too slow."
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Teachers Are Those
Who Helps Us In Resolving Problems
Which
Without Them
We Wouldn't Have ... ;->
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There Are
3 Kinds Of Men
Who Do Not Understand Women ...
1 - Young
2 - Old
And
3 - Middle Aged ... =P ;->
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'"Ham na badlein gay waqt ki raftaar kay sath,,,
'"Faraz"'
Ham jab b milen gay hamari sabzi ka rate 1 he ho ga
Aalo 10rs kilo
Tamator 15rs
Muli 5 rs
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In Larkiun se Dil lAgana aik bhool hai,
in k peeche bhagna Faz00l hai,
Jis Din Kisi Larki nE KeH Diya
"I LOVE U"
To Samajh jAnA Us Din April F00L HAI,,,,,......,,,
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Love guru Abdul Basit Karachi 03323519079 Desi
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yar! plz Try 2 undrstand n dnt disturb me more.Leave me alone.Last night I didnt sleep,thinkng of u.So dnt play wid my life.
Santa said 2 mosquito..
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Praashant India 7702216311 English
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Larka: chalo kisi sunsaan jaga par ghoomne chalen.
Larki: tum aisi waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Larka: nahi !!
Larki: phir rehne do kia faaida.!!
:->
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Love guru Abdul Basit Gabool Karachi 03323519079 Desi
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film
loot lo pakistan
hero
asif zardari
heroine
sheery rehman
villian
sharif,imran,qazi
scripted in
USA
shooted in
pakistan
charactor actor
amin fahim
friendly appearance
saudi king
comedian
sheikh rasheed
supporting actor
maulana fazl-ur-rehman
charactorless actors
chaudhry brothers
dancers
kishmala tariq
marvi memon
music by
MQM
action by
pak army
suspense by
chief justice
financed by
poor pakistani people
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waqas pakistan 03007906493 Desi
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