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Son: Dad! What is the diffrence between
LOVE, RELIEF & BELIEF?
Father: Your Mom is my LOVE, our maid is my RELIEF & I'm your dad.. Well.. thats my BELIEF
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Chote bache ne pehle lamp thora phir tv ki screen ko khilona mar k thor dia us ki ma gussay me boli
Bas faisla ho gaya tm is ghar k pehlay aur aakhri bachay ho
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Bacha:
mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rakhe usne 11 khaye aik q nhi khaya?
Admi:
hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga.
Bacha:
nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha.
Acha dubara mene hahti k samne 12 kaile rakhe to us ne aik b nhi khaya q?
Admi:
saare kaile plastic k honge.
Bacha:
nhi galat. is dafa hathi plastic ka tha
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Ek faqeer bachi se
ALLAH k naam par de beta
bachi
main beta nahi beti hun
faqeer: ALLAH k naam par de beti
bachi
mera naam nusrat hai
faqeer: ALLAH k naam par de nusrat
bachi
mera pora naam: Nusrat parveen hai
faqeer: ALLAH k naam par de nusrat parveen
bachi: Ye hui na baat
ab maaf karo baba
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Son: Sooraj zameen se kitni duur hai?
Father: Pata nahiN
Son: Aap ki is la-ilmi ki saza mujhay kal school meiN milay gi.
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