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A Rose is always
A Rose
Wether it is in
Dustbin or in a Golden Pot,
Same way u ll Always b
My friend
Wether u r
in Dental Hospital
or
in Mental Hospital !
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A Food & Health Forum speaker asked: What food causes the most suffering for years, after u eat it?
After a long silence, an old man answered:
?Wedding cake?
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70 years old man : dil chaahta hay ke shadi kar loon.
Friend : kr lo
Old man : kisi Bewa se kr loon?
Friend : kisi kunwari se hi kar lo,Bewa apne ap ho jaegi
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Girl asks an old man:whats love?
Man said:Go To the garden; get the most beautiful flower.
Girl returned empty handed; told that I found the most beautiful flower but I kept walking in hope of a better one. And then I realised I ignored the best one.I went back but could not find it there.
Man said:dis is love.U dont value it when ? hav it bt relize when ? lose it.
So never let ur LOV go.
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Old man school k principal se:
Zara rizwan ko buladein
Principal: Aap kon?
Old man: Mai uska dada
Principal:
Wo chutti leker ap k janaze me sharik hone gaya hai
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