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1dfa pathan khudkushi pr TKreer kr rhaTha
Pathan jzbati ho kr kehne lga
Khudkushi hram ha
Kufr ha
Gunah ha
Zulm ha
Is se behtr ha k insn zehr kha k mar Jaye.
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Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chori Ki,
Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha Li.
Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao
Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Teacher: what is meant by
" I MISS YOU "
Pathan: is ka matlab hai '
me tumhari miss hon'.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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School Me Ek Pathan Bacha Chaku
Liye Ghum Raha Tha..
Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?
Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..?
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Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.
Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
"Main toh aaya hi nahi tha"
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Ek Pathan apna Saman Ly kr GEO k office pohnch gya or pocha
"WO BAJI KAHA HY? JO KHABRON K BEECH MAI KEHTI HY HAMARY SATH RHYE GA"
"Me Sath Rhny aya ho"
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Aik pathan apne rickshy k sath khra tha
aik aadmi aya or pucha: khan bhai iqbal town jao ge?
Khan: mei to chla jaunga lakin mere rickshay ka kon khayal rakhega?
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Pathan: Yaara hamara b.v hum ko chor k chala gaya.
Friend: Tum us ko piyar nhi kerta ho ga.
Pathan: O nhi oye, Qasam Khuda ka, saga behan samjhta tha uss ko.
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How do you recognize Pathan in School?
He is the one who Erases the Notes from the Book,
When the teacher erases the board.
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Pathan: Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakht Par Charh Jata Tha.
Friend: Wo Kaisy?
Pathan: Us Waqat Ye Darakht B Chota Hota Tha...
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Ek pathan aasman par daikh raha tha us ne ek doosre pathan se poocha
Yara! Yeh sooraj hay ya Chand?
2nd Pathan: Pata nai.. Hum to iss sheher mai naya aaya hai.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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PATHAN Scientist Ne Tajarbe Mein Makkhi Ke Par Kaat Ker Kaha:
Urr Ja
Makkhi Nahi Urri
PATHAN Bola: Is Tajarbe Se Sabit Hua Ke Makkhi Ke Par Kaatne Se Makkhi
Sun Nahi Sakti.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain
Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena
Pathan: kal se kha lun
Dr: kyun?
Pathan: aaj final hai.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe Tota betha k ja rha tha.
Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?
Tota bola PATHAN.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Pathan's wife bought a beautiful sweater 4 her husband...
She sent it to him by parcel along wid a note... Tht said
"d buttons of d sweatr r removd since they were too heavy & added to d postage. U'll find 'em in d rite hand pocket of d sweater..." ;->
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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1 Pathan Sharab peetay huay ro raha tha,
Kisi ne pocha khan sab ro Q rahe ho??
Pathan: Jis Larki ka naam bholana chah raha hon uska naam yaad nahi aaraha hai.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Doctor: Ye Syrup 2 chammach subhah,
2 dopahar,
aur 2 Raat ko,
3 din tak lena hay...
Pathan: Apna dawai apnay pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chammach nhi hay!
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Jo 1 galti kary wo Anjaan
Jo 2 galti kary wo Nadaan
Jo 3 galti kary wo Shetaan
Jo ghalteon per ghaltean kary
wo
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Pathan
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha.
Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha,
Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu Utarai??
Pathan: O yaara aik banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka time nahi tha.
Hamara Assistant ne bola ke is ke oper char ha do.
Wakeel: Phir?
Pathan: Bas woh banda Patri se utar gaya..!
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Pathan:Dr apne kaha tha k subha uth k
koi game kehlne se sehat achi rhti hai
Pr mughe koi farq nhi para.
Doctor:Konsa game khelte the???
Pathan:Mobile pe snake wala.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Pathan: I'll climb tallest mount swim d deepest ocean, walk on hot coal barefoot. Just 4 u.
Girl: So Sweet! Can u come 2 meet me?
Pathan: Not now! Abi ammi nai aany dengi.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Pathan to Doctor: Aapne Nurse bohat achi rakhi hai.
Uska hath lagte he main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Janta hon. Thappad ki aawaz mujhe bhi sunaai di thi.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Pathan ki girlfriend ne Pathan se pucha: Jab hamara mangni ho to tum humain ring de ga na?
Pathan: Wai Qurban, zaroor dega batao ring PTCL pe de ya MOBILE pe?
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Pathan Aaj meri Jumma ki namaz qaza ho gai.
2nd Pathan: Wo kese?
Pathan: Imam Sahab ne kaha apna mobile OFF ker den aur
.
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.
Mera mobile ghar par tha.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Pathan: Larki phansani aati hai?
Sardar: Nahi
Pahtan: Bara aasan hai, ek kagaz le, us ka Jahaz bana, class main urra de,
Teacher puche to Larki ka naam laga de.
Phans gai larki.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Ek Pathan larki se: Hum se shadi karo tum ko Sawaab milega.
Larki: Woh kese?
Pathan: Hamara shadi hogi, bacha hoga.
Hum bachay ka naam Sawaab Khan rakhay ga.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Question:
What is the extreme Height of Stupidity,
Answer:
Two Pathans sitting in the Rickshaw and Fighting for Window Seat.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Light chali gai to Pathan ki B.V ne Pathan se bola: Pankha to chala do.
Pathan: Kar di na jahilon wali baat.
Pankha chalega to Mom Batti nahi bujh jayegi?
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Cinema mai "KHAWATEEN" k haqooq per film chal rahi thi 1 khatoon ne josh mai naara lagaya:
Aaj ki aurat kya nhi kar sakti?
Pathan: Deewar k sath Peshab.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Pathan: Munnay ki sunat krwani hy card English mai hy kaise likwaon?
BV: We heartly invite U on cutting ceremony of fucking instrument of our son Kindly Join us!!
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Aik Pathan ki poetry.
Na botal main, Na jar main.
Na hotl main, na bar main.
Na bike pe, na car main.
Na Ishq mein na pyar mein.
Jo maza he "Niswar" mein.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Pathan wins 20 Crore from Rs.20 lottery ticket..
Dealer gave 16 Crore after deducting tax..
Angry Pathan: Hum ko poora 20 Crore deo ya mera 20 Rs wapis karo!
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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1st Pathan 2 2nd:Eid ki namaz parhny Q nhi aya
2nd: Me araha tha k rasty mai he log namaz parhty dekhy wahin parh li.
Ajib namaz thi 1 bnda so raha tha us k pichy sb parh rahy thy or koi sjda b nhi tha.
1st:Khocha tu janaza parh k agaya hai!
2nd:Kya bat karta hai mai sab ko mbark bad b dai k agaya
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Kuch pathan cow ko first floor per le ja rahay thay.
Admi: Is ko ooper kiu le ja rahe ho??
Pathan: Zibah kerne ke liye.
Admi: Magar ooper kiu?
Pathan: Kiu ke churi ooper hai..
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Pathan: Meri aulaad nhi hoti
Dost: Aap mazaar pe dua kro
NEXT YEAR
Dost: Kya howa?
Pathan: Nhi howi
Dost: Konsy maazar pe gaye thy?
Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam k Maazar pe
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Ek foriegner karachi ki sarak pr ghoom raha tha k uss ne dekha k
1 Pathan sarak pe peshab kr raha hai
Foriegner hairaan ho kar! Hey! man tum sarak pe peshab karty ho, police nhi pakarti kya?
Pathan: Nhi miya yaha tu kuch bhi facility nhi hai khud hi pakar k krna parta hai.
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Teacher: "Sara sab larkon se baat karti hai"
Batao is sentence mein Sara kya hai??
Pathan Student: Sir Sara Be-Gairat hai...
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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1 pathan nay niya mobile kharida:
Doston nay kaha ka paa G matiyai to khila do.
Or pathan nay:
Mobile baich ker matiye khila di.
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Pathan: ALLAH ka lakh lakh shukar hai ke,
Pakistan 13 August ko azaad nahi hua,
Dost: (Heran hote hue): Q?
Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kaise manatay....
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Pathan: Yaar aaj maine apni bivi ko kisi aur k sath cinema jatay hue dekha.
Dost: To un k pechay kyun nahi gae.
Pathan: Yar maine wo film 4 dafa dekhi hoe thi.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Pathan bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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PatHaN AskEd a DR: Doodh Peene Se RaNg Gora hOta Hai KyA?
Dr: haaN Doodh Me CaLciuM hota hai is liyE
PatHan: acha to PhiR bhaNs ka BaccHa kyUn KaLa hOta hAi?;->
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti ...
Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga ... ;->
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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eik pathan Cycle pe larki k samne zor say gira or jaldi sy khra ho gya..
.
Larki:
oh my god
.
Pathan:
Hum aisy he utrta hai...'(':')'
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Teacher: Qaid-e-Aazam Aur Allama Iqbal Main Kia Cheez Same Hai?
Pathan: Dono Chutti Wale Din Paida Howe...:-)
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?
Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?
Pathan:AMROOD khanay
Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;
pathan. pata ha:
Main AMROOD sath laya hon..
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Ek pathan ko UFONE mein job mili agly din us ko maar maar k nikal dia gya.
Bcoz
1st Call: Sir meri UFONE ki SIM block ho gai hai
Pathan: To pagal ZONG le lo na.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Agar Pathan koi Cold Drink banaye to uska naam kya hoga?
Think???
"KHOCHA COLA"
Laka Lush Push Products Pvt Ltd.
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A Pathan continuously throws butter slices out from his window.
Friend asks: Oye khan tum yeh kya kar raha hai?
Pathan says: Oye i want to see butterfly.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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ONE BROTHER AND SISTER WERE WALKING DOWN ON A ROAD
AFTER SOME TIME :
BROTHER TO SISTER : " behen , parda karo, Aage punjabiyo ka mohaLLa hai "
AFTER SOME TIME
SISTER TO BROTHER : "bhai , ab tum parda karo , Aage pathano ka mohalla hai "
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A Pathan on the first night of his marriage, ties hands and legs of wife and start smiling.
Wife: Why are you smiling?
Pathan: I am thinking if you are so beautiful, how beautiful your brother must be"
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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A pathan used to go to college with his donkey...
After few years he had to go alone...
Why?
Because the donkey graduated...!!!
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Khan Sahab , aap kya kar raheho?"
To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin"
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Ek pathan aur uski bivi rickshaw main bethe to driver ne shisha set kya.
Pathan chillaya! "Tum hamara bivi ko dekhta hai, Tum peche betho, Rickshaw hum chalayega."
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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1 Pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pocha, buzurg ne Pathan k 2 thappar laga diye.
1 Aadmi ne Pathan se pocha: tumne kya bola jo unhon ne tumhain mara?
Pathan: Maine sirf ye pocha tha ka 14 August ki Namaz kahan hogi.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Pathan was thinking hard.
Wife: kya soch rahe ho?
Pathan: Ye GEO walon ko kese pata chata hai?
Wife: kya?
Pathan: Yahi k aap dekh rahe hain GEO TV.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Sardar Laughing behind Pathan at ATM Machine,
Ha ha I have seen your password,
Pathan: What is it?
Sardar: It is 4 stars (* * * *)
Pathan: Ha haa ha! You are wrong, it`s 2710.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Pathan Khudkushi kar raha tha,
Kisi ne kaha aisa kyon kar rahe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bivi hamare dost k sath bhag gai hai.
Or hum apna dost k baghair ji nahi sakta.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?
Sardar: Frog
Pathan Theek hai, or batao,
Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.
Pathan: Shabash
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Angraiz pathan se: Whats ur name?
Pathan: "OMER DARAZ KHAN".
Angraiz: Whats mean of ur name?
Pathan soch k "Long life khan".
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Science ki Jadeed Tehqeeq k mutabiq,
NASWAAR se eye sight taiz hoti hai,
Saboot?
?
?
?
?
?
?
PESHAWAR main CHAND aik din pehle nazar aajata hai.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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A Pathan got new job n FJ Girls Hostel Punjab, After month.
Warden: Y didn’t u come Khan Sahb 2 take ur salary?
Pathan: Kyaaa??? Salary b milegeeee.
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iMDAD uLLAH kHIYAL cHARSADDA 03349136162 Desi
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Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?
Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya.
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Aik Pathan ko cheenk ai or us ka pud b nikal gya,
Patahan nay apnay ap say kaha lagta hai shmagul k sath gul khan b yad ker raha hai.
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Tahir Ali Islamabad Desi
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Pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana tum q nahi aye.
2nd Pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi.
1st: me ne likha tha k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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1 pathan naha raha tha, k aik dost darwazey pe aaya,
Pathan aise he bahar aagaya,
Dost bola: Kuch to pehan lo yaar.
Pathan bhag ker andar gaya aur CHAPPAL Pehan ker aagaya...
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya
Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do
Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain?
Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Aik pathan ki biwi mar gayi,
Pathan chup tha magar uski biwi ka lover bohot ziyada ro raha tha.
Pathan ne us se kaha: O yara tum ro mat,
"Hum dobara shaadi kare ga.."
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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P.P.P ki darindagi ka aik aur jeeta jaagta saboot,
Korangi me quetta hotel ke 3 masoom pathano se
"Naswar" cheen li, teeno pathano ne tarap tarap ke jaan dey di....
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Pathan: Miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??
Teacher: Main ne to koi call nhn ki.
Pathan: To phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha "1 miss call"?
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Aik Pathan kahana kha raha tha
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Ab kya woh khana bhi na khaye,
Tum logo ko to Pathan ka naam sunte hi joke chaiye hota hai...
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A pathan was playing "KUN BANEGA KOARO PATI"
Shahrukh asked apny baap ka nam batao.
Pathan replied:"Hum ko pagal samajhta hai kya?"
Pehly 4 option tu do?
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Teacher: Qayamat k din zamin phat jayegi,
Aasmaan tukray tukray ho jayega,
Har cheez fana ho jayegi.
Pathan Student: To kya us din school ki chutti hogi?
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AJ WO AZEEM DIN HAI JAB AJ SE
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H@PPY N@SW@R D@Y!
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Jatt hovy te bewakoof na hovy goli mar deo
Butt hovy te mota na hovy goli mar deo
Shiekh hovy te kanjoos na hovy goli mar deo
Malik hovy te Gappi no hovy goli mar deo
Mirza hovy tey sohna na hovy goli mar deo
Raja hovy tey akarda na hovy goli mar deo
Chowdri hovy te Chakri na hovy goli mar deo
Te Pathan hovay
Jesa v howay Goli Mar deo
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Pathan: You cheated with me.
Shop Keeper: No, Sir aapko 100% Japani Radio diya hai.
Pathan: No..
Radio kay andar se Larki bolta hai. This is Radio Pakistan.
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Pathan to his friend: Ye jo table pe aadmi hai, mujhe bohat bura lagta hai.
Friend: Table pe to 4 aadmi hain.
Khan: Woh jiski muchen(Moustaches) hain.
Friend: Muchen to sabki hain.
Pathan: Woh jiske kapray safaid hain.
Friend: Woh to sabke safaid hain.
Pathan ne ghusay se piston nikali aur 3 ko goli maar kar bola
"Ye jo reh gaya hai, humko bohat bura lagta hai."
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Pathan goes India illegally,
Security Officer: Who r u?
Pathan: I am Hindu.
Security Officer: So tell me the 5 names of Bhagwan!
Pathan: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli.
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Judge said to Pathan: Tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahi hua lihaza, Tumhain Ba Izzat bari kya jata hai.
Pathan: To kya Cycle hum rakh le?
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Ek Pathan Airhostess se: "Aapki shakal meri BV se bohat milti hai."
Airhostess ek zor daar thappar us pathan kay mun par marti hai.
Pathan:"Aadat bhi bohat milti hai."
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Pathan to Nurse: Agar meri beti ho to kehna FAIL, or Beta ho to kehna PASS.
Bacha paida hotay he mar gaya.
Nurse: Pathan Sahab aapki Supply aai hai.
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Jail Main Pathan se kisi ne pucha:
Tum se aisi kya galti ho gai jo tum Jail main ho?
Pathan: Maine Bank Loota.
Aur
Paise wahin Gin'nay beth gaya.
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1 Pathan ne COW k kiss li phir Toba karne laga k zehen main shaitaan aagyaa tha.
Usi waqt Shaitaan aaya aur bola abay Kuttay ye harkat to mere zehen main bhi nahi aai thi.
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Joota chupai ki rasam k waqat Dolhay ki ek saali ne kaha main 1100 longi.
2nd Saali boli main to 2100 longi.
Pathan bola 2310 le lo us main FM bhi hai.
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Pathan was Kissing a Girl inside a Car
Police Man:Kya kar rahe ho?
Pathan:Nazar nahi aa raha?
Police Man: Mera number kab aaye ga?
Pathan: Is larki ke bad.
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Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai?
Molvi: Nahi,
Pathan: Hoti hai yaar!
Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai.
Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai.
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Pathan Halwai se: Tum kitne saal se Jalebi bana rahy ho?
Halwai baray fakhar se: 30 saal se.
Pathan: Bari sharam ki baat hai, tumse aaj tak Jalebi seedhi nahi bani.
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Once Pathan student was asked in the class.
Teacher: Aap baray ho kar kya bano gay?
After Thinking...
Pathan Replied: ** Lady Doctor**
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