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Ek sardar hath me cycle uthai bhaga bhaga ja raha tha.
Rastay me uske dost ne shop se awaz di..
"SARDAR GEE BARI JALDI ME HO... EK CUP CHAI TO PEETAY JAO!"
Sardar replied: "MERE KOL ITNA TIME HONDA TEY MAIN CYCLE TAY NA BE JANDA" ;-)
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Sardar ki maa: Puttar tu aik din main lahore pohncha, magger wapsi per 4 din lagga diye.
Sardar: maan yeh garri bananay walay bhi ajeeb hain, jaanay kay liye 4 gear aur wapsi k liye sirf 1, reverse gear.
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a sardar and his wife filed for divorce
The Judge asked how will u divide
You have three children
Sardar applied ok wee will apply next year
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S A M A D GUJRANWALA 03127226650 English
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sardar
DRIVING
On The Wrong Side Of Road
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He became Upset:-(
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Aaj Phir late ho geya...
Sare Log Wapis Jaa Rahe Hai..
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A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery.
He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Sardar says, “I want my 20 lakhs.
The man replied, “No, sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you one lakh
today and then you’ll get the rest spread
out for the next 19 weeks.”
The Sardar said, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want
it.”
Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest
during the next 19 weeks.
The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! If
you’re not going to give me my 20 lakhs right
now, then I want my five rupees back!”
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sardar
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Aaj Phir late ho geya...
Sare Log Wapis Jaa Rahe Hai..
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fida afghanistan 0093700306620 Desi
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