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1 sheikh 4th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha to chilla ke bola
MERE ROTI NAHE PAKANA!
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Sheikh Aur Sheikh ki Bivi Ghumte Pherte 1 Hotel k Samne Se Guzre
Sheikh Bola kya kayal Aik Aik Icecream Aur Hojaye ?
Bivi Ne Tanz Ye kaha App Ne Tou Youn kaha Jaise Aik Aik Icecream kha Chuke Hai
Sheikh Bhol Gaye Ho 6 , 7 Sal Guzre Hum Ne Is Hotel Mai Icecream khaye Thi . . '
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Taxi Wala : Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha
Ab Kitna Karaya(Rent) Lu?
Sheikh : Oyye Praji
Koi Gal Nhi
Mei B Apna Batva ghar Bhool Gaya Hun
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Aik kanjos aadmi
marnay laga to
aik gareeb nay
isay kaha keh janab marty waqt to khuda ki rah main kuch
day jaye
Kanjos aadmi jo neem behosh tha kehnay laga jan to de raha hon or kiya don.!
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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jo rat ko khana nai khaey ga usay 5Rs milay gy
Bachay 5Rs le kr so gaey
subha Sheikh says:
Jo bacha 5 Rs de ga usay nashata milay ga..
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Sare gawahon or bayanon ko ,
Mad-e-nazar rakhte huwe
ye Adalat ,
dafa 420 k tahet ;
$m$ Parhne wale ko,
$m$ na bhejne k jurm me
“SHEIKH”Qrar deti ha
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya.
Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao.
Sheikh sahab kehtay hain: “Mujhay choro, daikho bahar unit to nahe gir rahay hain?”
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Friend 2 Sheikh:
Muje apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Eik sheikh road se Guzar raha tha achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
aur zor se chillaya,
“KAMINE LoG Potti bi aise karte hain jese koi Samosa Para ho..
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Sheikh Sent Rs.10000$
Unsigned Cheque
To PM’s Flood Relief Fund & Wrote.
” Cheque Is Unsigned Becoz,
I Don’t Want Any Publicity..”
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Sheikh k ghar guest aaey.bivi ne kaha.”jao mehmano k liay kuch le kar aao”
sheikh bahar gaya aur TAXI car le aya…>
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Taxi driver to Sheikh passanger , Sir car k brakes fail hogaye hain! kia karon?
Sheikh Passenger, Ya Allah !
Aey bhai sab se pehle tu meter band kar…
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Shiekh ki Martay Waqt Dua:
Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe,
Mujhay aadat hai muskuranay ki,
Aaj ki raat na dafnao mujhay yaro,
Kal umeed hai market uppar
anay ki
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Larki (Sheikh Larkay se): Aj mujhe kisi buhut hi expensive jaga ghuma lao…
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Sheikh usko Petrol Pump ghuma laya ! ! !
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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1shaikh kangal ho gya to us ny apni BIWI se kaha
bachon ko un k nanky bhej do
R tum apni ami k ghar chali jao
Mera Allah malik
Main apny susral chala jata hon.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Ek sheikh ki beti ka operation hua
doctor ne kaha pathri nikli hai
sheikh bola lao mujhay do
doctor ne kaha woh kya karo gay
sheikh bola itni mehngi mili hai bechoon ga.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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IK SHEIKH KE GIRL FRIEND YEH RING INGHOTI MUJHE DE DO MAIN TUMHAIN YAAD RAKHOON GE, SHEIKH JA NAHE DETA ISI BAAT SE MUJHE YAAD RAKHNA,
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M NADEEM SHEIKH SHEIKH SMS 03004106588 Desi
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