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U picked me up,U took me home,U put ur hands around my
waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a
bottle of PEPSI.
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked
When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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if u notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!!!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,
Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki
Pagri pehnta hai
Naam hai uska…
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Janeman
Janeman
Janeman
Jan-e-mann
Jan-e-mann
Ye salman khan ki flop film hai!!!
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss kiss ko bataein k AAP kitne ache ho hahaha:)
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED
*press down*
HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED
*press up*
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Mathematical joke:
(13x13x13)=?
Think,
Think deeply
Not getting
Ans:
SUROOR!
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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I think i’m disturbing u sorry!
this is my last msg & i will not msg u anymore.
Good bye.
Never expect that from me i’m born to disturb u ;->
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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MAIN niyat karta houn ..! K ajJ SAY Hr larki ko MAa samjhoun Ga…!
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APNAY hoNAY WAle bAchoun KI ;-)
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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A Simple Logic:
Human=eat+work+sleep
+enjoy
Donkey=eat+work+sleep
Ther4
Human=donkey+enjoy
0r
Human-enjoy=donkey
i.e.Human who doesnt enjoy is a donkey
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy
Or baat aa kar zubaan tak ruknay lagay
to..
To..
To..
To..
To..
To..
To...
VICKS ki goli lu
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Ur Best
Ur Unforgetable
Ur so cute
Ur Great
Ur so sweet
Ur so Intelligent
Ooppsss!
Sorry galat number pe SMS Kar dia…..!
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Tu Ghada
Tu Ghada
Tu Ghada
Tu Ghadaaa
Mein Phir Bolta Hun,
?
Tu Ghada
?
Tu Ghada
Tu Ghada Rakh Le,
PETROL Mehanga Ho Gaya Hai . . . :p ;->
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Saturday ko free rhna Koi program mt bnana Im cmng 2meet u tumhe kahin le jana hai Plz mna mt krna or kisiko btana mt k tumhe
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POLIO DROP Pilani hai.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Intezar
Ek Taveel Intzar,
na Rat ka
na Din ka
na Suba ka
na Sham ka
na Sephr ka
na Dophr ka
na Is ka
na Uska
Intezar he to sirf,
‘Light’ka;-)
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Aj hum aap se dil ki baat karty hain mind na karna:-@%-)
MAIN
Aap
Se
Bohat:-)
PIY...:-*
Piya...:-O
PIYARA HON.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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MOHABAT KA ZAWAL.
Porany zamany main log apny mehboob ko chand kaha karty ty laken ab sharm se wo b nahi keh sakte
Q k
Us pe b ANGRAZ char gay hain.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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; ; ; ; ; ; ;
c("""") c("""")
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$pecia£ TEA
Ek mere leye
!
Aur
!
dosri b mere leye.
Tum Chahye To Apni Bana K Pio.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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kaisa lgta hai?
barasti barish main,
hawa k jhonkon k sung,
khamoshi sy chalte hue
koi aap ka hath tham k holay se keh de
"GATAR"HAI ZARA KHAYAL SE.
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Last night,
I dreamt of you,
this morning my first thought was you,
I thought of you the whole day.
I think like U.
Tomorrow I will think of W, X, Y, Z
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Life is difficult,
full of trials,
sOrrows,pains,
"ups n downs"
bt if u fall down,
just stand up
straight, be confident & say,
"Shukar hai kisi ne dekha nahi "
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Catch her by her waist
Bring her home
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a
Nice Drink
“COCA COLA”
Buurrrrrrrrrrr;-)
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Aik ganda msg sunaon? …..
aik larka hota hy,
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wo keecharr myn gir jata hy… … …. Ganddaaa;-)
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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MY
PRINCIPLE
OF
LIFE…
If someone throws a stone at you… throw a flower at him
BUT…
…
…
…
…
…
Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . ;->
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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To Know A Person
Walk a Mile In His Shoes . . .
Than
Than What. . .
He Is a Mile Away, U Have His Shoes . . .
Just Runnn . . . ;->
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Usne sab k samne awaz lagai
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.
Mene awaz suni to usay pehchan liya
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.
Mene churi nikali
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.
Uski taraf tezi se badha. Aur bola
khan Bhai! churi tez kardo!
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Two Friendz TaLkinG.
- Meri shadi hogai.
* O ye to acha hoa.
- Nahi, bura hoa, wo badsoorat hai.
* O ye to bura hoa.
- Nhi, acha hoa, wo buhat ameer hai.
* O ye to acha hoa.
- Nhi, bura hoa, wo mjhe ek rupiya nhi deti.
* Ye to bura hoa.
- Nhi, acha hoa, us ne mjhe Ghr khreed kr diya hai.
* Ye to acha hoa.
- Nhi, bura hoa, us Ghr mein aag Lag gai.
* Ye to bura hoa.
- Nhi, acha hoa, wo bhi ghr mein thee. ;-)
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Janeman
Janeman
Janeman
Jan-e-mann
Jan-e-mann
Ye salman khan ki flop film hai!!!
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faari Islamabad 03214070427 Desi
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Wada karo:
Wada karo
K
Tum
Zindagi
Ki
Har
Cheez
Mujh
Se
Share
Karoge
Wada karo
Khushi
Ghum
Dukh
Sukh
Or
Yahan
Tak
K
Balance bhi!;-)
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Moonh meetha karna hai toh……
K
K
K
K
K
Ki
Ki
Ki
Ki
Ki
Kis
Kis
Kis
kis
kis
kiss
kiss
Kissh-Mish KHAAO! :-) :-)
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if,
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5= ??
before scrolling, think!
Ans is 1. Remember the First Line…
1=5
Moral - Don’t Complicate Simple Problems in Life!
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Rat ko aik larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia.
Car kareeb aa kar ruki
to larki boli oh
i am sory
main samji taxi hai.
Car wala bola
main bi yehi samja tha.,
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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De si bre bojo?
Kako si ?Kad dolazis kuci?E izlazi mi nesto kad palim comp pa pre nego sto mi pojavi radnu povrsinu ono poslavi pitanje ask me leter,ask me now........Sta da radim a nece ni counter strike....ono udje razumes ali nece se pokrece a test drive nece ni da udje a pre telo???????
NEba
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Neba beograd 0644273446 English
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Ur Best
Ur Unforgetable
Ur so cute
Ur Great
Ur so sweet
Ur so Intelligent
Ooppsss!
Sorry galat number pe SMS Kar dia…..!
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ujjwal chautara +9779849345366 Desi
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A Pathan went to a shoping mall to buy food cats. The supervisor of the shop has doubt on Patan & ask him to show the dog 1st as he has doubt that he wil; feed his children.
Then the bring the dog & took the dogfood. Few days later he come to buy cat food & the same was happened.He brought the cat & took the food from the supervisor.
Afer few day wants to buy wast paper & he brought shet/wast covered in a paper to buy the wast paper.
When the supervisor ask him for what he ask him to check .
hahahahah
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Amen Imdad Khayal charsadda Pakistan 03005855762 Desi
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If GOD gave me 24hrs b4 death
I'LL spend 23hrz n 55mins wid u
U must b thinkin abt last 5mins
us me mei tmhara b gala daba doga
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smshive.com Islamabad Desi
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Here Is Some Career Advice
First, Listen To Your Heart
Then
Listen To Your Brains
Then
Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->
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smshive.com Islamabad English
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Wada karo:
Wada karo
K
Tum
Zindagi
Ki
Har
Cheez
Mujh
Se
Share
Karoge
Wada karo
Khushi
Ghum
Dukh
Sukh
Or
Yahan
Tak
K
Balance bhi!;-)
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raja zain chakwal 033335774260 Desi
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Send me sweet sms and I will tell u if u r
A+: gorgeouss
A-: go get ugly !
B+: pretty
B-: good looking
...C :your alright
D : your not that bad
F : not attractive at all
F-: should of never liked my status, you ugly mofo!
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Chaarvee Australia ------------------------- English
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