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1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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Sheri Rehman see Dosti achi nahi Zardari…
Teri Bachiyan Jawaan hain Kuch tu Khayal kar…..
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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Mat ro Zardari abhi jan baqi hai
Tere liye to pura Pakistan baqi hai
Bibi qatal hui tere hathon to kiya
Tere liye to Sherry Rehman baqi hai
Quaid-e-Azam was Quaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah was Madar-e-Millat
Liaquat Ali Khan was Shaheed-e-Millat
Benazir Bhutto was Dukhtar-e-Millat
Yousuf Raza Gillani is aatay ki qillat
AurAsif Ali Zardari . . . . .
Zillat hi Zillat
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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JIN:

kya hukam hai mera aaqa?

Aaqa

Mulk ka sara maal mere account main dal dal doo.

JIN

Aaqa hukam karin baqwas na karin main . Main jin hoon Zardari nahin ..............
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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Pakistan Post Office ne
ASIF ZARDARI ki tasveer walay Stamp jari kardiye hain!
Awam pareshan hain K thook kis taraf lagaya jaye?
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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Aatay ki line main khara admi ghuse se: Main “Zardari” ko Marne Ja Rha Hoon.
Kuch der baad wapis line me agya
kisi ne pocha Mardia?
Mayusi se jawab dia: Wahan es se b lamby line lgi hai
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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*Latest News*

Zardari Kisi Waqt B Khud Kashi Kar Sakta Hai
Q K Uss Ne Khud Kaha Hai K

Jin Hatho Ne Benazir Ko Mara Hai
Wo Hath Muje B Mar Sakte Hain
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?
Pakistani:Tum humara muqabla kabhi nahi kar sakte.
Humare pass ZARDARi hai.
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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Wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai’n
tumhari ho jaye’n …

Husband : Meri kismat
ZARDARI jesi kahan???
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay






Zardari Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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Asif Zardari Ki Taqrir Mai Nara Laga


Mqm Ki Jaan Pakistan Pakistan


Ppp Ki Jaan Pakistan Pakistan


Zardari Ki Jaan

Awam Boli

Sheri Rehman
Sheri Rehman ;->
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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Wakeel : Jedge sahaB is mujrem ney apney saley ko mara,
Is ney apni biwi Ko mara,
is ney beshamar chorian ki,
is ney Jodictiory ka mazak banaya,
is ney beshamar gareebo ka khun piya
Ab app hi bataein is ko kya saza di jaye?

Jadge : Isey Mulk ka Saddar bana do.
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai,
Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,

Ab photi Qismat hamari hai,
Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
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BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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Aakhir 1 din kisi k hath kuch nahi aayega,
Har koi khali hath jaye ga,
Sab yahin reh jaye ga,
Q k Us din Qayamat nahi Zardari
Pakistan bech k nikal jaye ga.
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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Mery Aziz Ham Watno Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy

Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon

K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko

Phr Se Load Shading Ke
Khush Khabri Sunai Jaige... =P

Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . . ;->
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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Once A Molvi Went To ZARDARI And Said,

"Makhlooq Ko Mat Tang Kya Karo
Warna ALLAH Ka Azaab Aay Ga..."

ZARDARI Said,

"Bholay Badshao, Main Hi To Azaab Hun..."
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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Zardari Ka Halaf-Nama

Sheeri Rehman Meri Jaan Hy
Ye Pakstan Ki Aan Hy
Me Apna Farz Nibhaonga
Mulk Ko Nuqsaan Pohnchaonga
Zardari mera Naam Hy
Gaddari Mera Naam Hy ...
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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Musharraf K Resign Se
Sab Kuch Theek Ho Gya
"Happy Endingz"


Mgr Pakitan Ki Phir B
Bajti Rahe Gi ....



Kyun k












"Zardari Abhi Baqu Hy Mere Dost"
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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Frm Zardari ...

Jaate Jaate Mjh Pe Ehsaan Kr Gai

Insurance Ki Policy Se Jina Aasan Kr Gai

Ab Appni Marzi Se Badlta Hoon Jamhutriat K Gear

Yun Lgta Hy Naam Mere Pakistan Kr Gai

Jiye Bhutto ...
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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ZardARI BaBOo & MusharaF SUndRI mE eK baAT TO coMMon Honay Ka?
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"
Bolay To
Kya? "

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"AAYNAK"
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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SiNdH pArEsHaAn hy

PuNjAb PaReShAaN hY

SaRhAD pArEsHaAn hy

BaLoChIsTaN PaReShAaN hY


PhR b

4Ro'N sUbOn Ki zAnjIr
BeNazIr BeNaZir

kYa Ye KhUla TaZaD NhI ... =S
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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Ek Bache Ne ZARDARI Se Poocha :
AATA, CHEENI, CHAWAL Kesey Hotey Hyn ???

ZARDARI Ne Kaha: Beta WHITE Hotey Hyn !!!

Bacha: G Nahi Aaj Kal Sab BLACK Hotey Hyn ... ;->
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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Zardari aur zarda

mei kia faraq hai

zarda wo hai

jo khushi mei khaya

jaata hai

aur

zardari wi hai

jo khushio ko

kha jaata hai
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ali   islamabad      Desi

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Taalibaan have kidnapped Our Beloved ZARDARI
& demanded
$50000000
otherwise they will Burn him wid Petrol
Plz Donate!!!
.
I hv donated 15 Liters PETROL!…
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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Mery Aziz Ham Watno Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy

Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon

K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko

Phr Se Load Shading Ke
Khush Khabri Sunai Jaige... =P

Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . . ;->
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KAMRAN   PESHAWAR   03005888649  Desi

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Wakeel : Jedge sahaB is mujrem ney apney saley ko mara,
Is ney apni biwi Ko mara,
is ney beshamar chorian ki,
is ney Jodictiory ka mazak banaya,
is ney beshamar gareebo ka khun piya
Ab app hi bataein is ko kya saza di jaye?

Jadge : Isey Mulk ka Saddar bana do.
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naila   pakistan   00929700489  Desi

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Ab Main Karunga Mara Mari
Mera Naam Hy Zardari
Maine Pehle Apni Biwi Mari
Ab Hy Poori Qaum Ki Bari
Dil Khol K Lootonga
Qaum Ki Raqam Saari
Mera Naam Hy Zardari
Fahashi Aur Loot-Mari Main
Par Jayegi Ab PPP Saari Ki Saari
Kyun k Mera Naam Hy Zardari ... ;->
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smshive.com    Islamabad      Desi

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england mein zardari sahib ko jota parney par sari qoom sharmina ha jo k intihai afsoosnaak baat ha



yaar haq tey sada c
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hamid   lahore   03124856934  Desi

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Mat ro Zardari abhi jan baqi hai
Tere liye to pura Pakistan baqi hai
Bibi qatal hui tere hathon to kiya
Tere liye to Sherry Rehman baqi hai
Quaid-e-Azam was Quaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah was Madar-e-Millat
Liaquat Ali Khan was Shaheed-e-Millat
Benazir Bhutto was Dukhtar-e-Millat
Yousuf Raza Gillani is aatay ki qillat
AurAsif Ali Zardari . . . . .
Zillat hi Zillat
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Kashif   Karachi   03232064342  Desi

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1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop
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Nuzhat   Islamabad   03139191712  Desi


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